Ok, yeah. That was good. I assumed he wasn't funny, like one could assume Larry the Cable Giy is funny.

What exactly is the point of a porno booth? For people who don't have computers or something? Just buy a DVD...

Nobody ever talks about how Hillary Duff is a Disney kid that is a completely normal adult.

Ok, that's it. When I get home I am going to have to watch this. Have fun on the edge of your seat waiting to find out if I thought it was funny or not.

I don't get that from her comments at all. If she had said, "MOST kids are out and I'm like, 'Ugh, aren't you tired?'". She's not saying she's different from everybody, just that when she's out she realizes she's more of a homebody.

Everyone I know with an iPhone got an Amber Alert on their phone for this except me.

"raped and beaten with iron rods"

I bought the Gorilla Beach book as a joke gift for a friend. It was a success.

I usually drive at them like I'm going to hit them and then brake at the last second if they don't fly away. In my mind, I imagine it's sending a message like, "Ok, I braked this time but you might not be so lucky next time, dummy." A blue jay flew straight into my windshield once, though. That was scary.

The Trey Songz item just reminds me of when Gawker had that "Gay or not gay?" series for a hot second. Remember how stupid that was?

This is exactly it. See also: "I cried watching my performance.....Not because it was good, it just made me get back into character." and "I don't want to talk about how I lost the weight because I don't want to promote unhealthy lifestyles.....And here is how I did it and all the specific numbers."

I am apparently alone in this, but the whole time it seemed like Crowe was concentrating so much on trying to sing that it took away from his acting. I thought he was terrible, but in a really endearing way, at least.

Cuz, ladies! Always jealous and whatnot.

That stiletto race makes my ankles hurt. So many sprains.

This made me realize how rewarding it would feel to crop dust the shit out of Gwyneth.

I enjoy this every time you post it. You should really start posting it on all the depressing posts. It is the equivalent of a baby animal video for me.

At least I respected the dollar sign!

I meant society is fine. The moral fabric is not crumbling because there's another idiotic reality show.

"This seems like the moral decay of society."

I just don't think I'd've fretted about my weight if it hadn't been so influenced by the media. I spent so much of my life gaining and losing 35 pounds. When I started? It was all about "feeling good" which meant "hot". Everyone told me I "looked skinny" which clearly meant I looked good. But I had so many…