Not that this a humorous response in the least but my favorite Spaceman moment is when Gerhardt's footman yells for someone to call him.

Oh, come now. She's clearly reacting to the notion that our bodies should look a certain way.

I used to be with you. Until I gained it back for the fourth time. And then I realized I was more upset about society's opinion about my weight gain than how I felt personally. I felt better when I was eating well and exercising but when I gained I wasn't thinking, 'Eating more junk is making me feel worse.' I was…

FWIW I agree with you. After spending more than a decade yo-yoing I realized that I felt good when I was eating healthy and exercising and that my weight was irrelevant in that equation. I'm so much happier now than all the times I was starving and running myself ragged. Nobody tells me "I look so good now!" now but…

It's certainly not a good thing. You can argue that it's not true that you're insecure but being insecure isn't really a positive.

I was just there around Thanksgiving! There is a big Gaston fountain outside that is great. They did a really good job of making you feel like you stepped into the town from the movie.

I'm pretty sure you are taking that statement way too seriously. Peanut butter is delicious is supposed to be the takeaway.

I agree with this completely. There was a girl with a peanut allergy in school and if I had a nickel for every time she told me "she could DIE!!!" I would be on my yacht right now.

It's Tiana, not Tatiana. #corrections

Mom gifts stress me the fuck out! She used to have a book list but now she's got one of those new-fangled Kindles and it feels impersonal. I have given her enough mugs to last the rest of her life. Luckily last year she decided to keep her Christmas tree up year round (ugh) and decorate it for various holidays so I've…

I just found out that four people have decided that they're not coming and I hadn't gotten them anything. Before I realized how bad it sounded I was all, "They're not coming? Yay!"

Ooh, that does not sound like fun. Hope you get it worked out without too much stress.

That is genius. And then you get to take advantage of all the sales after Christmas. I may have to move just to be able to do this.

I can totally see that. I read that to my friend who cooks a lot and she laughed quite heartily.

Ok, now I definitely can't complain about holiday shopping. That sucks balls. I had to wear an immobilizer at my eighth grade "graduation". Hopefully it is the last time. Hope you're healing!

Damn, you were lucky he didn't search it. That is definitely a good use of "No time to explain!" Approved.

Raise your hand if you're not at all done Christmas shopping and you have to work tomorrow and then go straight to Christmas dinner and you have no fucking clue what you were thinking putting it off for so long!

Conspiracy theory: She isn't fixing it because they want us to keep clicking on it to see if she fixed it.

Make that two hours...

Why the hell haven't they fixed it yet? It's freaking Sunday—she can't be that busy.