Christ. I am so sick of this fuckery!

I really thought that he was going to say something to that effect.

I really need to start saying it more often. I feel like I'm missing out.

I'd wager that today's 10th graders not only know exactly what sex feels like but have no idea what Wishbone is.

I LOLed.

Has anyone ever said this in real life?

Hey, it took like ten minutes before the word maverick made me think of John McCain! There is hope for it yet.

I wanted to see what I knew her from and then it just kept getting more and more interesting. I might have to pick up her biography if the library's got it. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sits around Googling as I watch things.

My pleasure. I love a good Google on a Saturday night.

I was watching TMC last night which led me to Google an actress called Inger Stevens. Worth a Google if you're bored. She had a suspicious death, a secret husband and leaped from a crashing jet plane!

HIS mother. That took me a while to catch. I kept thinking, 'How did her mother get custody of her if she was deemed unfit?'. I think saying "her paternal grandmother" would have been a lot more clear but it could also be that I'm just fucking stupid today.

Does anyone think those photos are sexy??

I couldn't help but notice that the other day you said "Vogue is the dried oatmeal paste of magazines." Let's see you fashion magazine. Glass houses and all that...

"But maybe in time I will get there."

I might have to find some time to watch Couple's Therapy online, then, because I cannot imagine ever thinking that about Doug.

Hehe, well you're almost as cute as he is! How did you know that I was Grand Poobah of the Internet Commenters Against Farmers Killing Pests Association? (We're still working on the name.)

Don't do it!!

Yesssss. I love Home Movies.

They can call it a Neetzan Award.

That movie is when she lost the weight. I can't believe how poorly it was done because in one scene she would be fat and then in the next she wouldn't be. I mean, like, seriously? Come on! A little continuity would be nice.