I found one instance on YouTube! It was everything I wanted.

How about my new patented Dil-Bone©? Perfect for the necrophiliac slut in your life.

I seriously teared up laughing at that.

Honey Boo Boo. Has Babs ever said "Honey Boo Boo"? I imagine it would amuse me to hear.

I am totally surprised to hear that they go for that much! Holy crap.

But where does sex with a dead clown fit into all this?

I was looking for that weird photo of Justin Bieber in which it looks like he is wearing a dress the other day. Googling "Justin Bieber dress" just got me a bunch of Justin Bieber dress-up games. I can only assume the people playing these are in primary school.

Why, thank you!

I have a rainbow wig, I can pull this off.

Grey pallor, slight stench, optional wound.

I imagine it kind of snowballs and you start ignoring it and lying to yourself about it. I am really good at self-destructing (which is why I don't have a credit card, though I never owed more than $800) and you get really good at lying to yourself until it inevitably blows up in your face.

Totally agree. I was trying to think of a lengthier response but now I am distracted... so... distracted...

For anyone looking for their million dollar idea—I am sensing there is a largely untapped bone sex toy market. "Love the feel of your dog's chewie but sick of smelling like a Snausage? Turned on by death but not willing to kill? Have I got the thing for you!" Follow up with a line of corpse sex dolls and you'll take…

Me tooooo. God, that voice. I can just hear it saying, "If you don't try to get away then I won't have to hurt you!"

I agree wholeheartedly and I hope you don't get ripped apart too badly for saying this.

That guy again? He really needs a new hobby.

Oh, I so wish that were a real thing!

It's so ugly that it's turned that weird corner where I suddenly think it's awesome.

I like that. "YOU SAID THIS!" "No, I didn't." "YES YOU DID!" "Where did I say that?" "YAWN!!" I said I keep my opinions to myself about things of which I know nothing. I do, in fact, know what I said and I know many things about Kim K thanks to Jezebel's need to post about her constantly.

I think it's a defense mechanism to fit in well with her new-found rich social circle.