I think Mae Whitman is way hotter than Tim Riggins.

Yeah, I just went back and read all my comments and I never once said that she should send money, just that she should shut the fuck up. And no, I haven't. And I don't think that Kim needs to either, which is why I literally never said that. Seriously, go back and read what I said and show me where I said that. Did…

Andie MacDowell is cray. Once a friend Tweeted some joke to the effect of "There are less ________ than good Andie MacDowell movies. Which is none." and she replied to it. She didn't tweet it @ her, so I guess Andie sits around searching herself. She's probably reading this right now....

People have said this all along. It's not exactly some big shock. But I guess it's a good story arc? TWINKIES R DED ZOMG. NOW THEY IS SAVED!

No, I didn't. Another poster did. And the whole, "You should do something instead of commenting" is really stupid because 1) I could somehow have the time to do both, somehow, and 2) you are also commenting.

I don't know, I can totally be into a sexy super creep.

Ooh, yes. I watch that movie and wonder how Steven Tyler could have produced such an attractive child. God, now I think I have to watch it again.

A horse would never wear that ridiculous hat.

I have got the horn in a big way and I can't stop Googling Johnathon Schaech. He is so gorgeous it almost literally hurts. Last night I watched That Thing You Do! and Doom Generation. It seriously went from, "That dude's hot" to "OMG HE IS PERFECTION" really quickly. I'm a little concerned.

Their first album can be "So Tight and the Cuntsman".

But I love getting candles! I get set up for the whole year every Christmas. I must be a frenemy to a lot of people...

A $5 gift card to Olive Garden.

Band name!

I think it's too late for this one. Snaps for trying.

I think a new children's book about Thanksgiving is in order.

God, I love that movie. Raul Julia in the police department makes me laugh hysterically every time.

I have a relative who does this. She's always whipping out a photo of her "new boyfriend". I know from hanging out with her a few times that this means "guy I macked in a parking lot when I was drunk" or "guy I was bothering all night". And she's in her forties and still tries to shock her parents with her…