Yes, that is exactly my point. Kim Kardashian is not allowed to express sympathy on Twitter on my watch! My comment has nothing to do with the fact that what she said was stupid.

I did, didn't I? I left that comment on Jez specifically because I know she comes on here.

see: below.

She reminds me of me at that age. I so badly want a time machine to go backhand my annoying ass. "Look at me! MEEEE!!!"

Thank you, I actually did email her a link to that comment.

Yeah, see, it's really an amazing concept. I know nothing about the situation so I refrain from commenting on it. And I have, oh, 140 followers? It's not that hard. It's not like we were all clamoring for comment from her.

Chill out, sister. This video is not about you and you look stupid.

In 1996, a snake named Ernie bit my hand and I haven't spoken to him since. So, it does happen.

Not to mention it's made more obnoxious by the reasonable assumption that she hasn't the foggiest what the hell she's talking about.

I clicked it all, "Yeah, I'm SURE he's wearing a skirt, dumbass." But, yeah. It certainly looks like he's wearing a skirt. Skants?

Same here. I also usually only pee once or twice a day if I'm not drinking alcohol. I have yet to today despite having two bottles of water and a coke. I have a running theory that it has something to do with holding it while camping as a child so I didn't have to use the disgusting latrine.

I liked some of them, but yeah. This one is way too broad.

Fair enough. Sometimes I forget that no one gets sarcasm here anymore.

And don't forget the dreaded coke bloat!

Wait, I'm not supposed to like boys? Fuck, I've been doing this feminism thing all wrong.

Oh, oops, sorry! ^j/k

Thank god you added that j/k or else I wouldn't have gotten it.

You got the joke! Good job! You get a sticker.

I've gotta disagree with you there. Have you heard her sister's voice? They come out sounding like smokers.

Because old! Ew!111!