Does liposuction even work at all? I was under the impression it did not really. Everyone I know that has had it has gained the weight back and it never seemed to make that huge of a difference in the first place.

You laugh now, but I can easily see this becoming a "thing".

They look like that scene at the end of Beetlejuice where Adam and Barbara are floating above the table in their wedding clothes...

Everybody thinks they're Frank Sinatra.

Chaising. It's the new planking.

This. You're friendly for a minute and next thing you know some dude is glued to your hip all night and then pissed when you don't want to go home with him.

Well, here's my anecdata. As someone who has bounced between thin and fat several times, I have found I get more attention when I'm thin as far as being bothered/cat called. I get hit on just as much but there's a lot more random commenting on my attractiveness when I'm small. I often wonder how much is perception/how…

Lately my local Old Navy is constantly out of anything about a size 10. It is the most frustrating experience ever. Fatties be buying it, so stock more of it already!

Snort. Those kids are awesome.

The day I got rid of the scale was one of the best days ever. I know so many people who are obsessive ("I gained a pound since 8am! Oh noes!") and I'm so glad to be liberated from that number. And you're so right that exercise is better when it's solely to make you feel good.

I am just so sick of hearing about weight loss. So effing sick. Years ago I decided I was done with yo-yo dieting. I would get healthy and voila! Skinny! And then two years later it was back. So I'd lose it again. And then it would creep back. I would rather just be fat than have this constant nagging worry about my…

Maybe she's just really into that Bette Davis movie. "GIVE ME THAT PILLOW!!"

Because they make money?

Me too. The time I went to a graveyard to try and find my grandfathers grave and got lost was the last time for me.

I thought the same thing! And also, that is a $2000 wig? Because... yikes.

Forgive me if I missed it somewhere in the article, but were they at all concerned with whether or not the person is actually practicing their religion? It seems like this would make a difference. Perhaps comparing practicing Christians to practicing Muslims would cause the numbers to be a bit closer.

Hear, hear.

I'm guessing there were probably a fair amount who were like, "Wow I really do not want to take this job, so... Blasphemy! Blasphemy I say!"

Seriously! All the money in the world and you wear a Halloween costume us Normies could get? For shame.

Took the words right out of my mouth.