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Gnalvl

Came here to say this.  DOES this game have double jump?  I sure hope not.  But it wouldn’t surprise me given the way they shoehorned other game mechanics into it.

except jedi dont double jump and the ability to do so is purely a video game mechanic. it has no basis in the star wars universe. those who use the force to jump do so by making a single jump simply longer. so rather than double jumping, you should be arguing for them to give you your long jump. just look back to the

See, I like it when abilities change up the game partway through. Sounds to me like you just don't like the genre.

Better get that Art Major ready to wipe away those tears then.”

“Chief!”

“Yes, Sarge?”

“We gotta defend this MOUT course!”

“...why, Sarge?”

“Because the sorry-ass Covenant brought their raggedy-ass fleet to MY MOUT course, and I’m not having that mess. Mmm-hm!”

“...understood.”

I can definitely give you the early Chief levels. Hell, I didn’t even mind playing the Arbiter.

It was the way they cut back and forth between bits—and then cut the whole thing off right at the end with what might as well have been, “Chief! What are you doing?! ...Sir! Setting up the sequel!” that hacked me off.

Some

Agreed, hands-down.

Halo: CE is a close second for campaign.

Halo 2 was fucking flybown camel ballsack, because it was very, very obvious the whole thing was skullfucked to make room for MP.

...and don’t get me started on Halo 4: How I can Plot.

They should do it Jackie Chan style, roll those bad design sonic in the credit, as bloopers.

My guess: They did the ‘new’ design of him first....and some flunky power executive above the paygrade came back screaming about how ‘it doesn’t look different’ and ‘how dare you copy this...what am I paying you for?!?’.

Oh, it absolutely is enough. This movie exists to make 5 year olds giggle and their early millennial parents (yeah, they’re parents now) go “hey, I recognize that sound effect and/or Jim Carrey facial expression”.

Hi, I know it's your first day on the internet, but in reference to your cloud-yelling, I'd refer you to the entire fucking internet. 

It shows the entire movie also. Huh.

Ok, but there’s a line between “entitled asshole” and “consumer feedback”. You are actually entitled to tell corporations their product is shit! It is your right as the person spending the money. 

They’re making a ‘90s nostalgia movie, I’m sure channeling Ace Ventura is exactly what they are going for.

Well back in like 2006, youtube comments werent better or worse than most other internet forums. 

you could have rolled over that bar.

I can’t remember a time when the YouTube comments weren’t tripe. Were you once a part of some magical YouTube community where the comments were all generally supportive and didn’t spam memes or abuse?

Why the hell would you read the YT comments!?

It’s incredible that it simply didn’t look like this to begin with. Like...come on.

Great compromise on the design of Sonic’s eyes (eye?). In the games, Sonic, both classic and modern, has one eye with two pupils: