Having never been a customer of Comcast, imagine my surprise when they sent me into collections for an unpaid $65 bill they never contacted me about.

My only other choice is Comcast, and I will go dark to the internet before Comcast gets a penny from me.

Gay, feminist vegan (I presume) is comedic gold in the right hands! You can't blame the dude for that.

Photoshopped! Where'd the moon go?!?

Blatantly obvious right here. I wish people would stop being so gullible.

Or, maybe it was just a tongue in cheek (how exactly does that work when typing? Maybe "keyboard in ass" works better?) hypothesis.

Or, it could be that he sounds like a guy who knows who and what he is, and that intimidates you because you're pathetic.

"some BIG GUBMINT committee will just say DURRRR WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT LET'S JUST APPROVE THIS RESOLUTION TO MAKE MARCH 8^TH FRITO-LAY DAY INSTEAD DURRRRRR."

If you need to distinguish between times of day when you drink by labelling it "day drinking", you're a hipster shitbag who eats dicks for breakfast.

If I could reach you, I would pat you on the head (very softly, since it's clearly about as solid as pudding) and let you know it isn't all your fault you're so stupid. It is Fox News' (why do you watch it since you obviously think it's the only one?) and CNN's (the entertainment doesn't outshine the stupid), and…

You realize it isn't just Fox News, right? Please tell me you realize this.

Since I've been alive, and attracted to thin women for longer than the internet has existed, and know the vast majority of my friends growing up (still pre internet) also prefer thinner women, this is absolute bullshit. Thinner is more attractive to Americans because, in most cases, overweight American women look…

BMW went away from the nightmare that was their twin turbo attempt in the 3 series and now offer a single, larger turbo in the 335i. It has proven much more reliable.

You're welcome. Thank you for not overlooking my genius, as subtle as it can be at times.

They all look like over priced junk to me.

Dafuq?!?

The issue with the fragmentation was directly related to the disparity in Google Play Services framework across different devices...so yes, one app on autoupdate does help eliminate a lot of the ISSUES surrounding fragmentation.

That's actually just Wile E Coyote drooling

Damn it

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