Don't get me wrong, I love a fornicating woman, but couldn't you simply whore-limp your way over to the next minimum wage job for contraceptive coverage? Ain't like they're hard to find, darling.

That's the funny thing about bosses in America, you can change them as often as you change your underwear if you like. Can't get your whore on working for Hobby Lobby? Go work for Wal-Mart dipshit. Damn.

His question stung so badly because it was the truth. She was only placed there as CEO to soften the reaction to the general fuckery that is the running of GM.

Oh Erin, now your dreams of being a Hobby Whore are dashed.... all over your life full of sour grapes.

True, thank you for clarifying.

It killed him when he lifted the throttle and the wheels slowed/stopped spinning. You need to keep the wheels spinning to keep the vehicle straight and flying upright (they work just like a gyro). As soon as he lifted his foot off the throttle, you can see the nose of the car start to dip immediately.

Rusty trombone?

Better than my combover...

Sickening. It's unfortunate that these people associate themselves with the Heritage Foundation, since they do do some good work (nothing that excuses this, though).

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the beauty of the Dodge Charger police car. The cops love it because it's fast, and powerful, and it can easily catch up to anyone doing anything wrong. And we, the drivers, love it because we'll never have to experience any of that for ourselves. Because the moment we see that…

This helps me to understand a little, but seriously, some people use "like" more often than Obama uses "uhh".

Uptalking is awful. It makes conversation with the offender painful. Please use it sparingly if at all.

No, they're replacing "uhhh" with "like" and "you know"; which is just as annoying, if not more so. It never struck me that the person that needs to fill in their otherwise vapid conversation with such prattle was stupid, per se, but now I think that's exactly what it means. Thanks for clarifying that.

Damn you!

Good point. Although the F35 project has employed a hell of a lot more people than the website ever did, and looks really cool to boot (form over function baby, Chrysler buyers have been proving it works for years!). Not to mention wasting those billions of tax dollars on a defunct plane didn't threaten my privacy…

Instead, we get "solutions" like those being cooked up in France. A mediator appointed by the government has drafted a series of proposals to stem the inevitable tide, one of which is a government-developed app that would work just like Uber, but only show licensed taxis – because we all know that the one thing a…

You don't deserve to own that car...by all means, buy a Cobra kit car and make this monstrosity, but don't ruin the irreplaceable classics, for fuck's sake!

Are you insinuated that the current Pope is gay, or that you desire a gay Pope to take office? Either way, I feel your comment is intolerably homophobic, and probably racist as well.

This thing is AWESOME! I hate Chryslers, but if I had to have a PT Loser, I would want this one.

Aweful. Absolutely vomit-inducing to think GM thought someone would pay $40k+ for this heap and not be turned off by this shitty plastic.