First, I really like the Camaro SS 1LE I'm driving for the next week. It's quick, it looks great, it's got an excellent shifter, it handles pretty well for its size, and sounds excellent; it's already on my short list for "Best Cars I've Driven In 2014." So I was bummed to learn about the recall, but I wanted to see…

"Sure, right now there's no way for us to extract any of it... but in the future (unfortunately, probably before LV turns into a ruin), we will be syphoning the shit out of that deposit until the entire US collapses into the resulting hole."

Cash grab! Let's not address the root of the problem, i.e. inadequate driver training and a lax attitude by pedestrians towards giving up their "Right of Way" to a passing vehicle, let's lower speed limits and reap the cash as stubborn Americans refuse to slow down! Love it.

Where are these when you need to get rid of a body?!?

Except, the largest deposit of water on Earth, more than 3x the volume of all oceans, was just discovered 400 miles below the the United States. Sure, right now there's no way for us to extract any of it... but in the future (unfortunately, probably before LV turns into a ruin), we will be syphoning the shit out of…

I don't, I blame the gun ban that is obviously working flawlessly.

"If you're using a default password anywhere, you're basically asking for a rough time down the line."

No, they're saying bad things about her because she's a female republican that is ambitious, successful, worst of all, moderately attractive. A trifecta not a single liberal woman has ever achieved.

The car its self is beautiful, but....then ruined the way only Mini can...

Victim blaming, huh? Don't like that she actually has a conscience and feels guilt about getting an abortion? I hope you make the wrong decision one day, and while you're wallowing in your own guilt, someone kicks you while you're down like you would like to do to Miss Braxton. Fuck you. There's a huge number of…

I'm sorry, did you lie and say "unnecessary"? So Gosnell was a good doctor then? Those girls he killed, and late-term abortions he botched were fine with you? You're a gem! The Left must love you.

For that kind of money you can purchase a modified Honda Odyssey that's better looking, more fuel efficient, and more comfortable for the non-handicapped passengers to boot. That thing is hideous, and the interior is so awful it's insulting. The modified Odysseys are actually quite nice; I know because I have one…

A jalopy is a junk car, routinely the conveyance of the poor. Just so happens jalopy is also the root word basis of "Jalopnik". So, even though it does not exclusively mean "poor", it is quite easily implied and/or understood.

Literally a Fiesta with a kidney grill...embarrassing.

Or is referring to giving birth as "shitting out kids" a warm greeting on the Liberal Left, spoken with the kindest of intentions? I understand the abortion mills are losing business every time a "happy mother" is shown on TV, but they are far from going bankrupt, so you can relax a little.

Clearly he hates women so much that his vitriol couldn't be contained, but if I have to point that shit out to you too, then there's a bigger problem at play here than just misogyny. Ignorance much?

Hey, they have a Ford emblem right there on their page, of course it's legit.

These photos are obviously taken in a way as to avoid showing too much of the interior, since we all know Chrysler wouldn't bother putting the effort to making the fit and finish anything more than "passable", nevermind use plastics that don't remind you immediately of a fucking Yugo.

Misogynistic douchebag...you must be Tea Party.

Hmm, I can see all of the Tea Party misogynistic douchebags coming out in droves to spew their hate towards this empowered woman.