If Seth Meyers is engaged, I think the real question is...what will Stefon do?

Best! Thread...ever?

And suddenly American Pie makes more sense.

Nevermind that she isn't as old as other GOP candidates to assume office- don't women outlive men by 7 years or so on average? Doesn't that count for something too?

Maybe it's just me, but they still look like penii to my eyes.

Performer? Well then, let's everybody give the little fella a...hand.