GlassSpider
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GlassSpider

"... like corporate executives being told that releasing a film will result in having a bomb sent to movie theaters."

namelessnerd is correct. I so wanted to find an animated .gif of the scene, which ends with the Klown pulling its hand from the cop's back (with a sickening squelching noise) and casually flicking the gore off its glove as the policepuppet sags face first onto the blotter.

It's happening...
Again.

If enough people demonstrate zero tolerance to harassment, and the capable-on-some-level-of-being-reasonable people stop doing it, then at least we'll be able to identify the ones who might stab you in the fucking lung: They'll be the ones still catcalling.

The slow blade penetrates the shield.

o_O

It's probably kinder than letting her find out the hard way. 😒

We'll have to see how she handles it once she cools off a bit to know for sure. Either way, I'm betting she never trusts him again, not like before.

I think Clara's (over?)reaction was borne of feeling abandoned, pure and simple. She's still stinging from "her" Doctor's jarring departure, and now this one bails on her, too. Her knee-jerk response is completely reflexive and understandable.

+1 for the "killing Hitler" bit.

When a steer or heifer is butchered, some excess fat trimmings that would have normally gone to waste are heated and sent through a centrifuge to separate the fat from the muscle. It should be noted that I'm using the word "normally" within the context of early 20th century meat consumption here, because any food…

Skye is trapped on The Bus with Badward and not one person's made a Snakes On A Plane joke; I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed. Fail, Hydra.

What is "comeupins"?

Um... I think you mean "doff"? What do I know, though— I'm not a "writer".

I also urinated. Trololo—

I think that's what Jezebel was counting on. ;)

The guy whose face you see pop up is Tom Amandes, but she's not kicking his ass. He's just a dumbfounded witness to the ass-kicking.

How much you wanna bet the other annotation is a fart joke? #lowhangingfruit