Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

“Whatever we decide to do will be a big surprise”

I’m not watching the game. I saw a clip of the game with no indication of a cheap shot. Perhaps they should include the part that makes it cheap so others aren’t similarly confused.

Monfils later proved the old saying correct by losing two arguments to the clock.

Dear Colin,

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

Kaepernick’s display is disgusting and also why can't I say the n-word if, you know, THEY can say it? I eat popcorn for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

“...and also why diverse, neverending acts of religious terrorism would be laughable if not for how ultimately meaningless they really are [all the innocent dead people?].”

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

TO: FSU Football Players
FROM: Jimbo Fisher, Head Football Coach
RE: Bars Now Off Limits

Please never move to Philadelphia.

Kimjongillah, I'll try to accommodate your taste next time.

I think by the very fact that tortilla chips were included at all, it's assumed there'd be a dip available for them. Otherwise they'd be in the brackets of "things to throw at someone's head when they're in front of the TV."

Hi! What on earth does this mean?

"Love me some turnovers."