Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

If you look at the replay, he maybe has a shot if he runs to his left, letting the two guys coming off the corner run past him to the right instead of trying to outrun them coming off one knee with them at full sprint. Still, that counts on the holder being able to beat #8 (who’s playing spy) to the corner, which…

Steelers fans like him again now

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

This is a ridiculous overreaction from the referees. There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a tiger can’t play—

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism

shouldn’t this be posted to Splinter?

No house numbers, so you have to pick up your mail at the post office?  I presume that means that if your house catches fire you have to bring the fire to the fire house too.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Sidoo, Sidoo, Sidoo, Sidoo