music that is typically only played for guys like Richard Branson and Bob Pittman [at] private parties

Maybe they should practice more than one kick a day.

Victim killed in her home on Valentine’s Day; husband arrested twice for domestic violence. How did it take 3 years to solve?

I’m mesmerized by the guy in the front row. Horrified or yawning?

Rod Wood is a stiff negotiator. He drives a hard bargain.

The Dodgers Did What They Are Built To Do: Hurt People

The house is not vacant. Todd Haley has been staying there since Brown moved out.

or he would go to Europe. (Presumably only until his free agency

I’ve got a mortgage and everything.

why would you bring in someone who was virtually incapable of beating the Patriots throughout his career

Everyone who ever intercepted a pass from Peterman.

It’s Case Western Reserve, not Preserve! Talk about “Idiots on the field”.

His prediction came true in 2016 when Washington drafted Nate Sudfield.

With the 110th pick, the 49ers select Emma Stone, La La Land.

Perhaps Barnes can get Vargas a “JV” hat.

At Kenney’s request, the picture has been emailed to him

Abolish the draft.

This probably ends with a crazy buyout like one million dollars a year for one hundred years.

Which is greater -- Number of cars flipped or number of cows tipped?

The last scoring change was more recent than 1994. It was in 2015 when the defense could return a failed 2-point try.