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Nope.

I got through a minute of it. Bye y'all!

YAY MEB!!!!

Bey <— | — Wanna-Bey

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your co-worker's mom is doing webcam porn.

I care nothing for Kim and Kanye, but good lord they made an adorable baby. That kid is so cute it hurts. #TEAMNORTH

When you're doing major fillers you're right, but if you're going in early and doing "preventative//maintenance" work, the outcome is much more subtle.

girl you naive

secure <——|——>insecure

Yeah, I don't get who else people would think *should* be doing these procedures? Your general practitioner? Dermatologists and cosmetic surgeons are the only ones who should be treating with Botox, fillers, etc.

If you aren't having an actual dermatologist do your Botox you mught end up on the local news....yes, many of them do cosmetic procedures because cash money.

It cracks me up. Faux Feminist McSmug vs. Captain Vapid McIrrelevant in an awkward skirmish at the dermatologist. I don't care for either one, but am actually repulsed by Kartrashian. I imagine shit is more awkward now since Kanye was all "I'm gonna make KK bigger than Beyonce" or whatever (lolz).

Beyoncé dissing Kim Kardashian amuses me way more than it probably should.

This is the best Donatella has looked in years!

The way it was written in the book made me think back to that ridiculous suffocation scene in Total Recall.

Oh yes, I remember. They could have pushed the boundaries a bit more with that as we have come to expect it on HBO. Vikings (on the History Channel) just had an incredibly gruesome execution scene in which a character had his lungs pulled out of his back. They managed to imply much but showing very little.

Well, if you celebrated Christmas in April the twinkle lights wouldn't look as cool so....