ALSO! Monty Python's Life of Brian is actually incredibly well researched and presents a smart comedic interpretation of second temple judaism. Careful, Dr. Depuydt.

I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

Have y'all never heard of the apocrypha? There are lots of things that didn't make it into the official canon. This is certainly interesting but this is in no way unique.

Not all religious folk, just the crazy ones. Usually they are also people who are afraid of change in general.

WHY is no one commenting on the fact that Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic introduced them? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE IN THE SAME PLACE DOING STUFF TOGETHER.

Full Moon Fever is probably in my top 5o albums. I listened to that tape SO MUCH when I was a kid (34 here).

Pst, Don Henley.

... And after reading that, Nancy decided to become a nun. "

I can never unread that. Thanks, Tracie.

No it's the fact that he's 50. Men do not always age as well as they think they do.

THIS IS THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION OF BEAUTY. I CANNOT.

jesus. I tried to put false eyelashes on last night. I looked like an abandoned doll.

until she put on that wig I was a non believer. and then it was like night and day. MAKEUP IS AMAZING.

Those tears say it all, but it is not acceptable for her (or anyone) to declare that she "had no other option." I call bullshit on that. She didn't "ha[ve] to" leave her kids in the car. And allegedly no "[human] resources" to help but, wait, family stepped up to take kids. I'm confused. Is it a family policy to…

This is, undeniably, an incredibly tragic situation that illustrates the systemic failure of our country's "safety net".

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

I won't eat it unless he puts it in an upcycled mason jar.

Kanye's an IRL vampire.