Jezebel totally beat the Daily Mail with this picture. Well done!

Time To Say Goodbye? Do they even know what the title of that song really means? Oopsie!

Nope.

Whatever will they do now for publicity? I think they blew their wad with these nuptials.

I was thinking more, "take me to your leader," but I totes agree with you.

Does this pictorial make me look desperate?

99.9% of all heterosexual men would disagree with you. :) MOAR BOOBIES!

It's from the Right Said Fred "Thanks for the Mammaries" Collection. They sell jumpsuits, too.

I saw GNR with Motorhead and Metallica at the Rose Bowl in the early 90's. I was a huge fan and was excited to see Metallica because I was new to their music. Motorhead was out of control and on their own planet, but Metallica? HFS! They were beyond amazing! Nearly every single person in the stadium was banging…

Right?!!! She's lame.

Ah ha! So it's not all in the genes! I used to wonder if there was something in the meat down there because I truly believe all Brazilians are other-worldly beautiful. Like, all of them. Now I know it's not all God-given, but still. I can't imagine they could improve on what they already have!

My forehead hasn't moved since 2006. I had to combat all the deaths, miscarriages, infidelity, and divorce somehow. Now it's stalker, job loss, litigation, PTSD, depression, and yet, people tell me I've never looked better. My face has no idea how awful I feel, (nor do most others) and the nearly line-free…

Fuck off, fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

So this judge is a cunt? That's my ruling.

And she is there, why?

You made me look, and you are correct.

I'm going to have to take that site seriously now.

This union depresses the hell out of me for some reason. I know, I know: I am a nobody, but I have loved George from afar since his horrid Caesar haircut when he was on ER. With that haircut, he was akin to Linda Evangelista in that it made him instantly famous. Nobody really looked at him when he had a mullet on…

That Radar online site sucks BAWLS. I just want to read about George Clooney's alleged love triangle and possible cheating on Kiebler with Medulla Oblongata...Amal Amygdala - whatever. Her name just sounds scientific to me for some reason. Anyway, I get pawned off to some hexagonal site and then I have to watch a…

Awesome.