Haha, I have put it on my face and it was an immediate disaster. Def not for everyone.

Good god don't put aquaphor on your face. Breakout city.

Hah, yes. And demanding an explanation!

I propose an even more daring step: give up on models, who are going to be photoshopped anyway, and go for entirely hand-drawn outfits. It's going to be about as faithful to reality, anyway.

Agreed.

And maybe these covers would all be based around designers' visions, rather than around yet another blonde actress/pop star, and thus wouldn't look so much alike.

I was totally with you up until the Miley Cyrus as First Lady thing.

Id rather take PCP and watch my grandparents have anal sex.

I'm really sad about John Henson. My feelings are inexplicable but I think it's due to a Sesame Street filled childhood.

But NOTHING compares to the hippo fart. My 4 year old never gets tired of this, either do I.

You might want to have someone perform CPR on you. There is a high probability that you are dead inside.

Mmmmmwwwaaaa!

He has so many young pop stars in his perverted grip! ... or something.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

Mine were always that small but never that hot.

If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.

it had to be done.

Slate had a good article behind their reasoning: http://www.slate.com/blogs/wild_thi…

"the giraffe is considered unsuitable for breeding"