Just going to put this out there:

Yeah, and she told Oprah "it's private," as if she didn't know that there was a horde of photographers following her around. If there hadn't been, she wouldn't have bothered to make/wear that shirt.

A low Vera. Vera is the name of Julia's husband's first wife. Their divorce just didn't happen fast enough for Julia's liking.

Sure, a woman who would wear this t-shirt in public wound never, ever bully someone.

Yup, another reason to wear leggings with them.

The tone of this article is slightly mocking, but this is probably more relevant to my life than anything ever published on Gawker media, ever. Buying jeans can suck my balls. I finally got over my aversion to spending more than $30 and started buying the Not Your Daughter's Jeans and I love them more than life. …

SPACE NUNS!

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His response sounds palpably bitchy to me.

Having never been accused of child molestation by any child, let along my own child, I can only speculate on how I would react. However, in my speculation it is incredibly unlikely that I would react by not giving it a second thought.

I lol'd at "So tan they look like slim jims". I'm from somewhere warm where there can never be too much gold and I SO know what you mean.

I'm 32. My hair is, as my teen daughter calls it 'peacock colored'—blue, purple, green, and pink. I wear Labyrinth graphic tees and skinny jeans that are maaaaybe just a touch too snug for my befitting-a-32-year-old-whose-had-two-kids-hormone-issues-and-struggles-with-stress-eating frame.

Classics will never fail you and always l0ok good, hence why they are classics.

I think you mean "Shame." Shame is dead.

I love Anthro, although we both may have to run and hide because there are lots of people on Jez who hate it, and I'm not quite sure why. It's expensive, but, sale rack! Some of the stuff is too crazy for my taste, but other stuff I love. I like it because it is a bit quirky and different.

Gross in this outfit

I have the peculiar predilection to buy clothing from Anthropologie and then add something with skulls from Urban Outfitters. It's fantastic.

I feel like a lot of the pressure to "dress your age" is related to location and whether or not you've had children. I've been told many times where I'm living that I should cut my hair "just to make my life easier" and it's been hinted that my skirts are short and halter tops are too much.

eHarmony makes it sound like I dress like a 40 y.o. woman. I just like cardigans, okay?