Oh, my cheeks hurt from smiling! The end is too much! Rafts!

OMG. Please to have???

I always think of vanilla pudding whenever I see her. Just plops and blobs of friendly fat being spooned out of a plastic cup.

NOOOOO! That is amazing!!!

Is that the blind otter being helped by his fellow otter? SO ADORABLE!

Agreeed. This just makes me so sick at the very pit of my stomach. I've said it before, people who would do such terrible things to innocent children and defenseless animals do not need to be on this earth. Pure evil should be in hell.

Yesssss! Glass dipped in cyanide!

I hear you cluckin,' big chicken. Fucking sick twats! I want to kick them in their faces!

Me too, but she will be too dumb to know the joke's on her and that Tischi secretly hates her for jumping into his game.

Whyyyyyyyyy did I look??? I hate those klingons in peppers!

Not looking la, la, la... you!

I drove past the two of them in a parking garage once. My eyes never left his until I almost hit an incoming vehicle.

Right? She dresses well? She's eternally riding the Blue Crush wave?

OMG. I smite you!

No shit. I am simultaneously faint and repulsed.

I could never wear them because they gave me foot farts. You know, when your feet and the shoe conspire against you and make an unfortunate sound, like hand under armpit? It was the shoes, I swear!

Gosh, thank you! I didn't realize I had snuck in some lamenting in there until I read it again. How very kind of you! I wish you all the best with what you decide, and no matter the outcome, you have some awesome, positive energy so good karma is headed your way. You made my day. Sending you an online hug! :)

Bingo! He's going to be victimized all over again and then some. These monied, powerful lawyers are going to eviscerate his soul in the process. I'm in the thick of a lawsuit that has all the merit and truth behind it in the world, and has 3 federal agencies backing me, but everything hinges on whether or not a…

Yeah! What about that kid that patented a marker that can detect pancreatic cancer earlier? Jack Andraka! Oh wait! Time magazine wants to SELL so they put HER on the cover.

Here, here! She's being bleached into whiteness and erasing all her brown goodness and curves.