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Just use some Jo Malone lotion and call it good.

Gnarly! I'm pretty sure that experience would be listed under the definition of hell. That's awful...and hilarious!

Oh, good. :) I have never been to Disney World. That ride is a trip! Vikings are cool, but don't have the friendliest of backgrounds. I think Walt Disney was a bit of a masochist. He was really out there, but in a good way, too.

I love you. And thank you for serving our country.

Thank you.

I dropped LSD on Grad Nite, 1990, at Disneyland with my friends and the very first ride we went on was It's a Small World. Big mistake. What started out as a very innocuous, seemingly peak-friendly ride, soon turned out to be a nightmare, or the beginning of a very bad trip. If you have ever dosed, you know

He trains in my town and briefly lived here. We are so proud of him!

Awesome, and so true.

Dumb <—|—> Dumber

They had a kid? I thought that precious little think was the latest accessory because I rarely see her with it unless she needs to match something to her dreadful attire.

I get Vitamin B shots (Botox) at the 11's and a bit of filler (not in my lips) from my dermatologist. He has a very good hand and I like that he's, you know, a physician. There's a traveling nurse that comes around my town and she, too does Botox and fillers. Her hand? Let's just say her clients are discernible

I think it's more of a plastic-surgery-off. Kim wins by a nose!

I'd like to see professional models and not photoshopped-to-the-max, overexposed celebrities like this fraud. I cannot stand Laga. Born This Way...after plastic surgery and CGI.

Yikes! I think Joffrey's death was for the most part, well done. I took such pleasure in it!

In the book he rips his own throat out. Now that would have been something! He was the mad king all over again-not anymore! Adios, motherfucker!

I don't think so. I don't judge anyone for what they believe. How about that?

Church of Cathol is in reference to the brilliant Eddie Izzard.

Bella Donna, y'all! What a fucking incredible album! Especially when you're driving up the rocky, swollen California Coast on Highway 1 to another time, and another place that eventually leads you into thick Redwood forests that act as curtains into the Divine. Misty tree tops, filtered gold-fairy sunlight, furry

Well, to be fair, the Catholic Church kind of took many of Jesus' ways and spun them to accommodate their belief system. For example: Jesus wasn't born on December 25th as celebrated every year. The Church of Cathol liked their Pagan rituals.

Nah. If they are truly religious and walk the talk, they'll laugh it off or not take it personally.