Thank you. I don't like to be blanketed with the fundamentalist kooky sects of religion. I actually think all religions are quite beautiful in their own way. Also, this means I can tell my atheist non-Jesus believing friend to kiss it and pay up on those dirty martinis.

Porn sex for Nuns. Because after reading that crap, they won't ever think of sex again.

Bite your tongue! :) My man is pushing 50 and is hotter than ever. He's got a thick head of hair with a bit of snow on the roof and a body that makes me weak in the knees. I think the fact that he looks like Colin Ferrell and George Clooney doesn't hurt either. OMG. I am so lucky! Some guys look better older…

At least Victoria Beckham pays her taxes.

Me too! She made it look so easy! I cannot put those damn false eyelashes on to save my life. Or blend like that. Or contour. I'd look like a damn clown if I tried to do this.

Maybe her big head is blocking him out of the way?

Quick! Someone bust out the Kristen Wiig gif as Kris Jenner, please! Thank you!

As a Italian-Irish person descent, I am SO not offended by this. Just like I don't get offended by blackface, or any other color-face. I just don't trip on this stuff. I think the people who keep it going are the ones who are doing a great disservice to every person of every race or color by continually bringing it…

Good job! I can't even post a link anymore. :(

Maybe if her eyes were brown?

I don't get what being a Republican and her "nasty reputation" has to do with the post, but ok. Also, Vogue=classism.

Sadly, I could spend so much time opining about all the things that are wrong with her, but the truth is, my opinion doesn't matter. The reality-star-thing may be part of it. She is so vapid, so self-grandiose, so trash-tastic, and is proudly the poster child for nouveau riche consumerism. The public's disdain for…

Oh Snap! Sarah Michelle Geller says she's canceling her subscription to Vogue because they put ol' Kimmy-Wings on the cover!

I think I read she gets a million for every year they are married.

I think so? You know who else is? Kanye's alleged boyfriend, Riccardo Tisci. Nobody who likes anyone would ever allow someone to wear a crazy aunt's Victorian sofa upholstery to the Met Ball. That shit will live as fashion infamy!

Maybe a little Passive Aggressive with a touch of, "well, what do you think?" At any rate, any fashion superiority she may have had went screeching like a never-to-return flying Wizard of Oz monkey out the Conde Nast window. (I don't know why I got this visual). Meanwhile, Carine Roitfield is somewhere laughing her…

Oh man. While I was visiting Reno there were about 4 of them that could. Actually, by the sounds of them, I don't think they could help it. It was like I hit the public bathroom poop lottery. I am scarred for life and can now hold my breath for a solid minute.

I don't know who she looks like because she doesn't look anything like Paul or Linda to me. On topic: for shizzle.

I wish people would stop encouraging her to sing. It killed me to watch her critique contestants on AI -especially when she called their performances "pitchy." She seems like a nice enough gal, but that isn't enough to make her an aspiring Streisand. And for the record, I can't hold a note to save my life and am…

Did they get fake eyes implanted, too? That shit ain't right. They have spooky doll eyes!