Yeah. yeah. yeah. Semantics. Vaginas aren't your mouth. They don't need to be brushed.

It is sexist. Because it is saying that you are so stupid or horrible that you can be used to clean a dirty vagina. Vagina's aren't dirty! OHAI!

ONE FUCKING WORD, BITCHES:

But is back to being "othered." For awhile, AIDS education was mainstream, now AIDS is a thing black women get from having BFs on the DL or gay men get or people who use intravenous drugs. It isn't a real palpable thing anymore. I don't actually want AIDS to come back. I'm just pissed that we've reverted back to…

I've never said that before, so you must be confusing me with someone else. I don't want to return to AIDS but it is like none of that shit ever happened. It makes me so pissed that people are so careless of themselves and of the deaths that happened in order to be fucking selfish.

Besides...life? That's what a lot of dudes are like. And not outwardly douchey ones. They were inwardly douchey or just stupid about one aspect.

I'm sure the French are blaming all of the non-European immigrants and/or Balkan immigrants for their rising obesity rates. They're getting fat because they are not really French.

All those damn inflection....

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???/!??!?!??! AIDS needs to happen again or something.

I think it is age. I am post-AIDs. I did sex-ed in the early 90s. Men have backslid unfortunately because 1) antiretrovirals, 2) AIDS isn't a huge deal for straight white dudes, and 3) Baby I just want to feel close to you.

75% of the men I have had some sort of relations with have whined about using condoms, attempted to fuck me without even bringing it up, or even bullied me not to use one. (Nice Guys who always use condoms who frequent this site, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.) Why is disease protection, along with contraception, a…

I shall include them too. Gay men are subject to the male gaze, too.

or they voted for their husbands.

While we wimmenz have it harder, natch, would totes shouldn't worry so much cuz teh menz like a little wimmenz with a little meat on their bones. Well, if one of teh menz gets a boner when he looks at me, then OF COURSE I shouldn't care about it. AMIRITE, LADIEZ?

Yeah yeah. But will this stop annoying people from assuming fat me's depression is caused by lack of exercise and if I ran a fucking marathon I wouldn't be bipolar?

I hate that we have co-opted addiction as a colloquial term when addiction describes a very specific set of behaviors.

I taught at UT and saw a wide cross-section of Texas. Suburban evangelicals and people from Waco/Lubbock/Abilene exist as much as awesome folk do.

My former roommate was from a suburb around Plano and ALL of her friends did that, supposedly.

Texas: where kids *actually* have anal sex to preserve their virginity in droves.

Doncha know it's tacky to count money? You're just supposed to want to spend money on your friends and you shouldn't keep a tally in your head. Friendship is more important than presents blah blah lace blah mixer blah.