Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS (hippie toothpaste, my ass!). Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain fluoride so then I have to buy alcohol-free fluoride mouthwash. However, Trader Joe's has an SLS-free toothpaste…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

If you get canker sore frequently, use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. SLS aggravates injuries in the mouth. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain…

Use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain fluoride so then I have to buy alcohol-free fluoride mouthwash. However,…

Use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate. And nothing with alcohol. Tom's "Clean and Gentle" line is the only Tom's without SLS. Xylowhite is a French toothpaste at some health food stores. Of course, these are $8 each and they don't contain fluoride so then I have to buy alcohol-free fluoride mouthwash. However,…

I used to get two or three at a time.

Chronic canker sore sufferers:

Telling you to go to the black Macy's made the news? I suppose THEM telling you that was fishy. However, I like 15 min from a white trash Walmart and 20 min from an urban-center Walmart with a mostly black and Puerto Rican clientele. If you can't find your (bigger) size at the white trash Walmart (because they…

oh. my. god. that did not happen.

Firstly, I said a "severly clogged toilet" which is different than a minor clogged toilet. It was going to require a new heavy duty plunger and potentially a snake and potentially a plumber. I do not own my apartment. I am not going to snake my own drains or toilets. Secondly, I think it was a TP clog. Also, I had…

Firstly, I said a "severly clogged toilet" which is different than a minor clogged toilet. It was going to require a new heavy duty plunger and potentially a snake and potentially a plumber. I do not own my apartment. I am not going to snake my own drains or toilets. Secondly, I think it was a TP clog. Also, I had…

Also, not to be "that person" but it is "tout suite"—it comes from the French "tout de suite." Now you can be extra-pretentious!

As Jenna Maroney told Liz Lemon when Liz returned from Cleveland: "We're all models west of the Alleghenies."

These girls are attractive, but they aren't mindblowingly naturally beautiful which, if this isn't parody, makes this video kind of sad. They are what I like to call "shiny"—average-looking women who are extremely well manicured.

Of course the baby boomer generation sent us to finishing school for manners just like I did...oh wait. The sense of snobbery comes with age...