Better than Orlove, who appears to mostly ride old bicycles and an often broken Beetle? I am shocked.

I think it’s supposed to signify that the right-side truck just finished a doughnut around the left one, and jerked to a stop in the spot shown.

Agreed on the brake fluid, it’s likely never been changed. I would have also turned around upon seeing the SRS light.

Yes...vinyl should be the lowest form of vehicular seating surface available. Because it’s fucking awful. Cloth and leather should be the only choices available.

Still sticking with vinyl seats as being the “upgrade” to cloth, huh Mazda? No thank you.

Are those Mercury Cougar headlights?

Is this better?

What’s up with that heavily angled panel on the door with the mirror/window buttons? So much for resting one’s arm there.

Much better.

The only business this car looks is the one I deposited into the toilet this morning.

Those already exist.

The Mazda CX5's center armrest bugged us when we test drove it. It was in a horrible location and really needed to slide back and forth.

Uh, because that’s what everyone calls them, and that’s what they are?  Warming the oil more quickly is a benefit to these, but not their primary function, and the amount of time an engine spends at normal OT is far, far greater than cold starts.

Oooh, good choice. 

I’d just take a medium duty truck, preferably set up with a dump bed.

OK, selfish assholes then.  We’re exceptionally fucked up.

Nah, they’re just assholes.

Or in this case, potato/patata.

Yeah, I’ve always been a big fan of upgrading brakes on old bikes whenever possible.  Learned my lesson after smacking into the rear of a car on my fixie with only a front single-pivot brake. 

Get over yourself.