Still sticking with vinyl seats as being the “upgrade” to cloth, huh Mazda? No thank you.

Are those Mercury Cougar headlights?

Is this better?

What’s up with that heavily angled panel on the door with the mirror/window buttons? So much for resting one’s arm there.

Much better.

The only business this car looks is the one I deposited into the toilet this morning.

Those already exist.

The Mazda CX5's center armrest bugged us when we test drove it. It was in a horrible location and really needed to slide back and forth.

Uh, because that’s what everyone calls them, and that’s what they are?  Warming the oil more quickly is a benefit to these, but not their primary function, and the amount of time an engine spends at normal OT is far, far greater than cold starts.

Oooh, good choice. 

I’d just take a medium duty truck, preferably set up with a dump bed.

OK, selfish assholes then.  We’re exceptionally fucked up.

Nah, they’re just assholes.

Or in this case, potato/patata.

Yeah, I’ve always been a big fan of upgrading brakes on old bikes whenever possible.  Learned my lesson after smacking into the rear of a car on my fixie with only a front single-pivot brake. 

Get over yourself.

Yeah...steampunk notebook sketch come to life.  The tank’s messy, not sure what the mouth is in the front, proportions are awkward.  No thanks.

THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.  STRAIGHTJACKET TIME.

I can’t see the pictures, I’m sure it looks good, but I’d rather spend the time swapping a wheel than learning how to do it neatly.  Wrapping bicycle bar tape is bad enough, and I reserve my sewing skills for mountain bike tires.

It’s actually a Chevy truck that’s 23 years old...so close. Must have been the same disgusting garbage.