Yeah, it’s BS...and I’m assuming losing StarLink means those buyers won’t be able to use the My Subaru app to remote start, door lock/unlock, etc.  People are gonna be pissed.  Or just buy them from a neighboring state.

But if a family could get down from two cars to one, and only drive that one in situations you describe (but decent buses/trams could handle some of that as well, assuming things were located well) rather than every day, that’s a shit ton of monetary saving.

That front suspension...what the hell?!  They must have used up their entire suspension budget on those links, then got to the back: “Hum...solid axle it is!”

Why is the Telluride the only nice, clean look Kia has right now? FFS, use that as your inspiration, not the other weirdo vehicles.

“Not a car person” has nothing to do with your wife’s inability to properly maintain a very expensive item.

If they were actually available to most people, then they’d almost certainly be better.

Wife: (obvious disgust in voice) Eight.

He’s a douchenozzle.

Mmmmm, beige lozenge.

Oh FFS, longer OCIs won’t do that if you’re smart about it.  But whatever, everyone, piss away your time and money.

I have a good job, thanks. But in whose world is $1k “cheap?” It’s still not chump change.

Not sure, if 10k OCIs kill your car at 100k, it’s either:

No, that’s what lazy 3rd shift kids do after their shift’s over.  I see it a lot going in in the mornings, they’ll be sitting there with the wipers on, with tots ‘n’ pears to guide them.

Earlier this spring - “Don’t buy a new car! Worst time to do it!”

That sounds more like it ran dry than because the oil got old.

It’s NOT cheap though!  Calculate how much more it costs over the life of a car.  At $50 you’re close to a grand over 200k miles.

No...what you do is start your car, then sit in it and play on your phone while things melt outside.  Doesn’t matter how long it takes, you are NOT to actually clean things off yourself out there.

C’mon, throw in Smile as well. 

Plus it’s a fucking slideshow.  Bad format filled with useless pictures.  Gave up 1/3 of the way through.

You were test driving it and were being hyper sensitive to how the car was driving. Imagine if you’d owned it for a while and were doing a normal daily commute; you think you’d be quite as quick to react? Nothing to do with being a moron, it’s called being human.