If autism could take the form of a corporation, it would be Google.

This was kind of embarrassing to read. This kind of (over)reaction I would expect from a teenager, but from someone in their late 20s it’s just awkward. Your mom is an adult, who made many sacrifices for your happiness, and when she tries to reconcile some joy back into her life you say terrible shit and act petulant…

Christ. Save it for the personal blog. Is EVERYTHING about you? Is this how kids view the world now? Moms dating HERE ARE MY FEELINGS!

This is a nightmare. Mutilation, TWICE? I can't even imagine the horror. I wish he had killed her after she did that to him in the hospital. He would have been in his rights in my book.

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

For a second there I thought Britney Spears must be doing well.

Try this:

"Hahahaha except that would be felony assault, right? Hahaha!"

My friend just bought a tattoo gun, because she's actually a fairly good artist and wanted to tattoo herself... It's whatever, and some of what she's done looks pretty good. But whenever my friends and I get drunk at her house she jokes about "If anyone passes out early I'm breaking out the tattoo gun!" and I just…

she really needs to own this tattoo. Like get another tattoo of an incredibly detailed frame around this tattoo.

Nope. Food allergy people are the worst. Sorry that your opinion is so wrong.

That's worth it right there. I was just wondering why the hell my Ford can't have something like that. So simple.

If you look at FB MARK ZUCKERBERG as a tool, and only a tool, then it HE can be useful PELTED WITH GRAPEFRUIT.

And the utter lack of comprehension of the most basic departmental structure of these businesses. Feeling that announcement of a venture into TV programming equals magically draining focus from another venture like games is literally ignorant.

Ah the inevitable "But it's a GAMES CONSOLE!?!?!? :(((("

Do you?

master os race.

are you his mom? then this comment totally makes some sense. Let the man uses his money on whatever he wants. He doesn't need you to find value. Next time, when you see a man driving a Mercedes, go up to him and tell him he can also get to point A to point B in a Toyota for less.

Finally! A helpful not "hater" oriented comment, I know Metro's shortcomings, like how slow is when loading up certain things, but all in all is not a bad dashboard to have, it certainly beats using the START menu over and over when you can press the win key, go to the BIG RED SQUARE I have set up for Firefox and be…

Unfortunately for most stubborn people it's on the only thing that people seem to hate more than the Xbox One right now, Windows 8.1. In reality they both work great (XB1 and 8.1).