That was on purpose. The “trek” is literally into darkness. 

I’m too tired for this brand of nonsense

I get this is basically an ad for this guy’s book but still these are all fantastic

hahaha but that is actually adorable and brightened my day so thanks for that

Pretty sure company representatives have literally described it that way.

...don’t call it that

I almost always do but it really is a good wine brand lol in spite of their awful name

I mean... in a way...

This is doing way too much but go off I guess

Do I want to know?

He told me that once

Realistically I think they have to make an original story, nothing else makes sense. Tolkien fans are gonna be pissed.

The problem is that people aren’t gonna wanna see this in theaters, they’re gonna wanna get fucked up at home and stream it.

And just like that I no longer care at all about this story.

For those who don’t know how this works they basically annihilate your immunne system and rebuild it using stem cells. You have to live in a hospital clean room while you recover and it’s supposedly extremely painful and can kill you. HIV treatment currently is as simple as getting an injection every month. I actually …

Isn’t this just a more expensive and worse version of the Surface Laptop Studio?

Baldness isn’t reversible but it’s not difficult to stop these days.

There are VERY few people I’d feel comfortable sharing chapstick/gloss/whatever with. I can’t even imagine asking something like that to Kate Middleton. She likely never used again and threw it away.

absolutely fucking not

The spectre of Microsoft’s Courier hangs over us even to this day...