I’m thinking they’re accounting for his “room and board” as fucked up as that sounds if he hadn’t been in this position he would have needed a place to stay and eat so I guess they don’t think he’s entitled to all the back pay? That’s the only semi-possible explanation even if it’s a bad one.

...are you referring to a bar of soap?

I feel like there’s noticeable less bread though... I guess most kids wouldn’t notice but I’d like to tell myself that I would

It probably would be delicious, just definitely wouldn’t be fried lol but I guess I’m being pedantic.

Why on earth would you think you could fry in beer? You fry in fat; beer would just boil your food.

I really feel this.

Oh my god can we not

Well when you put it that way I do feel really bad now... But my immediate reaction was a few chuckles, yes.

This may come as a surprise to you but some people are willing to pay $30 to not have to use phone books as a monitor stand.

This may come as a surprise to you but some people are willing to pay $30 to not have to use phone books as a…

I didn’t think about it like that but now it’s all I can think. That’s hilarious.

Jeez wow how could you not know that until now

Okay but like, don’t do it by skin color, reinforcing a divide we’re trying to erase. There are poor white families in majority-black areas. They are a part of black culture sometimes and have just as much right to the lower ticket price.

Hot take. And no, I think most people do just want equality at this point, and attitudes like yours make that almost impossible.

Didn’t know that but... wow that’s a glaring omission. Microsoft’s Edge is actually a fantastic browser on Android if you really want to stay away from Google.

The Surface Book is kind of worth the money if you’ll actually use it as intended. The touch and pen input is near flawless and the surface line is completely devoid of bloatware; literally all you get is a clean install of Windows and the occasional “Surface Update” through Windows Update. Basically everything…

The Surface Book is kind of worth the money if you’ll actually use it as intended. The touch and pen input is near…

Its most interesting quirks... and features?

“When you’re making around four dozen eggs, you don’t have time to use only one method.”

Would you say the design has gone well or...?

Is this really a thing people are still trying to do? No skin off my back just thought this movement was already over.

“I’m so sorry ___ couldn’t make it here today, we’re really gonna miss them but it’s fine. Those of you that are here will just have to work twice as hard.”