If you’ve been drinking anything (3 drinks can put you above the legal limit) it’s immensely better to just get your ass home and then talk to police than to wait around at the scene of an accident.

I do love a good paper paper

Love your energy; it’s a pass.

Primer and Videodrome are incredible.

I’ve seen the beginning movie so many times and it never gets old. It’s just so uniquely beautiful and gets off to such an intriguing start. It kind of falters into a depressing nonsense territory towards the end, although I guess that’s kind of the point it’s not really fun to watch after that.

“That means it can give Google Assistant access to the phone on a deeper level than the HTC U11 could”

That was my first thought as well. Also, if this goes viral her classmates will probably know who she is; the side profile makes her fairly recognizable..

I went to war with the church bells down the street from me... Not sorry, 6 AM is not the time for them to start their shit.

I’m sorry but you are delusional.

...okay?

This show has really gotten shitty lately but it still deserves a ton of credit for animation and character design.

I always thought we would have that vacuum tube mail system when I was “grown up”.

I’m doing one meal a day. It sounds awful and probably doesn’t work for everyone but I haven’t read anything that says it’s super unhealthy. Basically you don’t eat all day, just small snacks, coffee, water, etc. and eat whatever the hell you want when you get home in the evening.

I can’t imagine the mental gymnastics required for her to see the situation that way. Fuck her Oscar indeed.

Not the biggest fan of her music but she is a professional and always puts on a great show.

I’ve lost 28 pounds!!! Not related to the election, but as part of my new years resolution to be healthier.

Nothing funny about the most innovative and forward-thinking mobile platform OS!

Windows phones can do that natively if your PC has windows 10.

They make a dollar per 1,000 views. Very few youtubers are actually making a living.

If only the physicists had read jalopnik comments before publishing in a peer-reviewed journal!