I’lll help you out since everyone’s giving you a hard time. It means “too long; didn’t read”. It was a retort frequently used in response to long message board topics/replies aka “walls of text” especially during arguments. Even if you actually read the wall of text you can still reply “tl;dr” to piss off the author.…

Tons of young people are self-obsessed and jealous of each other, and the Kardashians are the embodiment of all that. I would argue that young people have almost always been like this, it’s just now that social media has given teens a platform and specific “celebrities” to aspire to be we are seeing the prevalence of…

Halo, Fallout and Mass Effect series. Infinitely interesting in the sense that I’ll gladyly playthrough any new games in those franchises. Even if the games were fundamentally flawed the world and the story is immersive enough that it’s still interesting from beginning to end.

but that sounds awesome?

Yeah it appears to be a delivery service. I thought they were talking about dine&dash which is a little different...

I agree with you, but I don’t think they will implement the service fee retroactively. That would be a serious legal mess. Also, they sell boxed versions of Windows 10. Try telling someone that paid >$100 for an OS that they need to pay a monthly fee. I just think eventually they won’t sell a boxed version, and new…

The single best feature of 8.1 was smart search. An awesome and beautifully implemented feature that was unfortunately replaced with Cortana in Windows 10. It also worked for music, and you could play any song because streaming music was free back then, and it now costs $10 a month for whatever reason.

Giving people credit for being entertaining is very much a left wing problem. So many of my friends watched Sarah Palin’s dumpster fire of a reality show and proclaimed “I still hate her, but she is very funny and entertaining.” Okay, so you will indirectly give her money and attention while she stands for the…

Yes. I remember almost buying a very expensive monitor from them. It was the largest, highest resolution monitor available at the time. I just hunted down the monitor in question, curious to see whether the specs were all that lust-worthy. Turns out it was basically a 30” 4k monitor, however it also turns out the…

I’m a 24 your old man and my father to this day refers to himself as my daddy. It was so embarrassing when I was younger, but he grew up in the south where I believe Dad and Daddy are basically interchangeable without it being weird.

If you have a shower like this one. Without a sprayer you’d have to stand up to rinse your whole body, defeating the whole purpose of building a shower with a bench. That said, I have a shower similar to the one pictured and I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve sat on the bench, and I felt like the laziest…

If you have a shower like this one. Without a sprayer you’d have to stand up to rinse your whole body, defeating the…

I’m pretty confident in saying I will never be that cool no matter what I do.

The two relationships are not comparable. It has to do with how these men have presented themselves and lived their life. Anna is finding out that Josh is a completely different person from the man she married, and the allegations against him are far worse than simply possessing an Ashley Madison account. Snooki is…

During my undergrad I would have agreed with her. I generally expected a B or an A for written assignments turned in on time. Some people are really bad at writing; I saw this first-hand when doing peer reviews for kids in my classes. If you can easily write a properly structured grammatically correct paper you are…

It’s physically impossible for an LCD to get burn in. They can get image persistence, which is similar, but takes much longer, and goes away after turning the screen off for a while.

Screensavers aren’t actually necessary anymore, they were used to prevent burn-in on CRT monitors. A clean install of Windows 10 has no screensaver, your computer will simply stay as it is until it goes to sleep after a half hour of inactivity. Much like how we still have the command line, I imagine the old control…

You don’t even have to hunt, you can click the memory arrow to order tasks from most to least memory usage, and Windows 10 actually turns the task red if it’s using terribly excessive system resources. But at that point the only option is to end the task and start over since the program is likely extremely slow or…

Actually Johnson+Johnson, the parent company of Reach bought the Listerine brand from Pfizer and is phasing out the Reach branded products in favor of Listerine, which supposedly has stronger brand recognition. My family is full of dentists and business majors, so this was a really fascinating topic of conversation at…

This is a bad analogy because you literally are a thin person on the inside, you have just eaten your way into being fat.