If there was any sort of plan, this would be good news. But we know there’s no plan. Trump doesn’t have the patience, knowledge, or intelligence to actually think something through. He’ll order troops out, leave a vacuum, and someone like ISIS will gladly step in. Which is somewhat hilarious, since he likes to say…

too little, too damn late.

I don’t know if it’s entirely accurate to state that the president is becoming toxic. He’s been toxic for decades now, after all.

I’d rather an all new WRX and STi rather than a 50-60 grand special edition with not that much more power. 

And while the STi has much better driving dynamics than a Camry, these special editions just come across as half-hearted. It’s like they’re relying on the exclusivity of these alone to sell. Good on them if they all sell. But at some point their fan base is going to demand more. 

What the hell is Subaru waiting for? How many special editions have the put out now in the last 10 years that have had <10% more power? Just feels like they’re not even trying anymore, or don’t see the need to remain competitive in the power segment. Sure, these cars can be a lot of fun to drive as they are, but…

Jewish-American Princess? That’s what it’s used to describe around these parts...

Can we move beyond having dumb associations with “random” ordered plate combinations? You’ll never, EVER, not offend someone.

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

Agreed. This tipping shit is out of control.

I’m all for 18 or 20% tipping, but salty waitresses should consider themselves lucky to get 15%.

One comment is that certain places (particularly All-Inclusives) which include gratuity have a clear rule that staff cannot accept tips. In these places, accepting a tip from a customer against policy is a major violation and can lead to discipline or even firing.

Lots of things belong on hot dogs.

“Whoever voted NP for this will need to get a CT scan of their brain lobotomy.”

dat ass transformation tho

Wait, I thought the shrimp were raised on a farm and force-fed small Chinese children to pack in the flavor. Now I’m confused- if that's not the case, then what makes the shrimp so gosh darn tasty?

A minivan is about the only vehicle I can think of that a manual is a bad choice.

Intrigued, but ultimately repulsed. For some reason I thought that it was going to be a factory stick shift, but as soon as I found out it was a conversion, I started heading for the exits.

It’s like having a 50 year old stripper as your girlfriend and she named herself Modusty. Sure, it’s interesting, but not sure why.

OK, how many AVClubbers are old enough to have seen this in 1977?