If this guy is a Democrat, then he needs to go double-quick, with formal complaints to the local Democratic organizing committee and also the local judiciary. If he’s a Republican, his name will soon be on a shortlist for a Federal judgeship just as soon as this story runs on CNN.

And with today’s newkiller tweet, there really IS a bomb in Gilead.

I heard CNN cut from the “Gettysberg Baddress” to the Clinton/Kaine presser when he started repeating his usual stump riffs while they were actually talking about policy and positive forward movement.

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie: otherwise known as Damn Sour Pie in my Colorado family, is totally badass.

So it was a planned oops that backfired? Bristol’s talk-noodles pair well with her mamma’s word-salad.

It was always about the Palin clan’s overwhelming hunger for the eyeballs of Americans. If only we stopped looking at this trainwreck, they'd fade away and starve.

MY EYES ARE UP HERE

It’s “soft-pedaling,” unless you’re also talk about “soft-selling.” In which case, we see what you did there!

Thank goodness this only serves to bolster his membership in Future Fuckheads of America.

Natural redhead, late bloomer, flat chested and overweight with cankles.

That doesn't sound fishy at all. A good investigative journalist could make a career out of what you describe.

That’s a very nice idea, actually!

The majestic flying bears quickly shot down the enemy Sharkwaffe, and thus democracy was saved.

MASTERPIECE

If the bartender had been male, bet you anything there would have been no ragefit.

Smallpox could totally be a thing again! WE CAN DO THIS.

Great suggestion, and it's needed.

wait, didn't he tell her to use a little conditioner, size of a dime? Because she totally left herself wide open on that.

Aw, TWoP was the best. I mostly hung out for the awesome Amazing Race recaps, but it was a great place to discuss any show.

PDQ FTW ILYSM!