yeah, the chest-bursting is the part that put me off motherhood forever.

An ex-relation used a family wedding as an opportunity to get a professional portrait of her newly increased brood, taking an extra 10 minutes' of the photographer's time while the bride fumed and guests waited in the banquet hall for dinner to begin. There was more; she made a spectacle of herself and her kids, which…

Run over by a speeding tricycle after overturning in a knockoff brand coaster wagon. I am convinced that a REAL Radio Flyer wagon would have prevented the broken arm. I blame my parents. Started kindergarten looking badass, though.

I don't get the Holderness joke, not being a hip kid. Plz to enlighten?

I've resisted trying WW, though family members use it and swear by it. However, I've made good progress using My Fitness Pal, along with a fitness tracker and other workout apps as if my life depends on it.

Oh my, it's been a year for this kind of stuff. Take care of yourself. I'm still learning, but apps like My Fitness Pal have helped me get an idea of my carbs per day

PS all I want for NYE is to get out of the greys?

You are the third person I know of to get thyroid cancer, and both are cancer-free now for years. Enjoy your life to the fullest.

Be strong, be safe, and make sure you make a clean getaway. He sounds dangerous.

Do they still light the Needle up with colored lights until it looks like a gigantic spinning top? Good times!

That's rough, especially now. Hang in there.

I'm going to spend the rest of my life being diabetic; I got the diagnosis the day after Christmas.

One of our goals is "Project Maui" where we end up retiring there. It may not happen, but saving for it can't hurt.

Your mechanic wins all the things!

Make it snow! Make it snow! Make it snow!

I'd estimate about a double OB SuperPlus.

You can leave me in the greys, Mark. Ugh.

You know, not as bad as Whatserface Countrysinger from last year's Sound of Music. At least you could sort of believe that a not-boi could fly. And sing. And swordfight despite getting spanked by the guy from The Deer Hunter.

Yep, there's a Vine of it out there

Put down the brow filler and back away slowly, pirate makeup person!