Errrm...Gwynnie, I understand what you're trying to say and all, but comparing comments on the Internet about you and your friends to the atrocities of war is a wee bit much.

Ehhhh...that seems like perilously reductive reasoning in this case. Ex-husband was/is a police officer. Even if someone is just holding a gun, you are to pretty much assume your life is threatened. If they point it at you, that is cause to use your firearm. No matter what color their skin is.

I'm going to out myself as a huge nerd and say that Ein was a Corgi.

Chris Hemsworth and his wife make me feel better about the fact that I'm 32 and not planning to have children for at least another 5 years. As I'm sure was their intent.

Good lord, troll much? You can make aesthetic observations like that of someone of any age.

I think it's his bone structure (gorgeous), the full pink lips, and the cut of the jeans. Very androgynous pretty-handsome.

Oh, I know you're not trying to be a jerk. But I really do mean ambivalence, in that I want to hate her, but I just can't dredge up the energy to care.

Lana Del Rey inspires such extreme ambivalence in me. I couldn't care less about anything to do with her. I sort of wonder if it's because she always looks so bored herself.

I can understand why Emmy Rossum felt the need to poke fun at Giselle's Instagram photo. It was a *bit* self-important and ridiculous.

If you have kids, you're going to end up with a tree full of kooky, tacky, handmade ornaments MADE WITH LOOOOOOOVE. The only lights that will compliment that are colored lights.

INFJ and Cab Sauv lover. After reading up on what Cab Franc was, I have to say I'm intrigued.

Her eyes make me wonder if she's of Sami descent. Whatever the case, I love her honesty and her utter refusal to be someone's catty soundbite.

I wonder what would have happened if she'd have gone into professional dance as a child instead of acting. I also wonder if my third bourbon makes me too pensive.

Is it weird that I want Ian McKellen to be both my grandpa and my gay boyfriend?

Please God, let that water bottle be the beginning of that little twat-waffle's demise.

I am thoroughly convinced that Kristen Bell is one of the best human beings on the planet.

Also, is there a term for pop star-induced fatigue? I'm so tired of them...ALL OF THEM. In the everyday world, people that ignorant would be working at McDonald's, using one of those registers that has pictures for food items…

But...without Nancy, who will hail to the Guardians of the Watchtower of the East, powers of air and invention? What a bummer evocation, yo.

Sorry not sorry about opening this kettle of fish, but...

I love Justice Bader Ginsburg's smirk. It says, "Yes, I'm a badass judge," but it also says, "I may have been a bit of a saucy minx in my time."

Today I learned that those are called jabots. Thank you!