The only thing that might be off about those so called "dubious statistics" is that the numbers are probably about double what's reported.

See, I would argue for "have." I think of them more as a two-headed being. Like conjoined twins.

Gahhhhhhh...I get so mad when my boyfriend calls my Bikram yoga sessions "stretching" as a joke. I know for a fact that he wouldn't make it halfway through a 60 minute session. Deep down, I think they don't try it because they're afraid of losing their balance/falling.

BECAUSE MEN DON'T FALL UNLESS THEY'RE TACKLED.…

Point of order: Tom Hardy played a pretty great gay man in Rocknrolla, soooooo...

Jennifer Hudson wins. She looks so much classier in comparison.

This one sentence made me feel all of my 32 years.
"Dafuq did I just read?"

What bothers me is the stark delineation between male and female tasks. Things that were "Dad's job," and things that were "Mom's job." I made it a point to learn both.

I've had men get frustrated when I don't need then to open jars (tap the lid with the handle of a butter knife to release pressure) or fix something…

THIS. Holy crap, did I have to fight to go back to my maiden name. The bf and I are talking engagement, and I've yet to bring up the fact that at most, I plan on hyphenating. I'm hoping he'll understand, because he's very emotionally intelligent. However, he's also pretty traditional, and so's his family. Not looking…

I have these two friends who, when they got married, dealt with this issue beautifully.

They BOTH gave up their last names, and together, picked a new last name that they liked. Created a new name to signify their new relationship. I never thought of this as an option, but ever since they told me about it, I love it…

I find Kim Kardashian's ass extremely unfair. The women in my family all just end up with larger versions of pancake-butt after childbirth.

"Shine on, you beautiful, high-flying freak."

RIGHT?? I'm a ginger, and my eyebrows are damn near invisible! In fact, I just went to the Benefit Brow Bar this weekend and rediscovered them, after which I was talked into buying their brow kit. Ugh.

I ran the Chicago Marathon last year. Listened to Tina Fey's Bossy Pants audiobook. You're so busy listening to the stories, a lot of the time you forget you're running. And when you're giggling at mile 16, people think you've lost your mind.

I don't find myself thinking this very often, but GIMME DAT BABY.

And well done on the hedgehog onesie, Turk.

So, just my opinion, but the story about weird celebrity body parts that's linked to that Us Weekly article about Gwyneth is a lot more interesting than that article about Gwyneth.

DailyMail, you leave Alyson Hannigan alone! HER FACE IS LIKE SUNSHINE AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!

I think the places where they sit and wait for ducks are called "blinds." I really like the show, too. Yes, it's redneck humor, which is what I expected it to be. But they surprise me with some pretty clever one-liners on a regular basis. As the show goes on, it's gotten a little more staged, but the amount they…

My reaction to his engagement ring deal would have been to make him a sandwich.

With "FUCK YOU" spelled out in mustard on top.

Not to be a dick, but it was his half-sister that died shortly after her birth in 1997.

(Gahhhhd the impulse to correct people on the interwebs is so strong, sorry.)

Maybe Britney is secretly a Warren Buffett fangirl and she's copying his portfolio?

Seriously, it's a smart move to invest in the most popular soft-drink brand in the world. When her looks eventually go, that stock will have held its worth.