These videos are the only way I can get my dad to listen to rap music.

Renee, Britney, Amanda Bynes...Beautiful women shaving their heads has become such a joke in mainstream media. Like the official, "Yep, she's crazy," act. While it is extreme, and often an indicator of mental instability, it's incredibly sad. These women feel so out of control of their own lives, they shave their…

That's the first time I've seen a Republican do something to show solidarity for...well, anything, really.

Good on you. As much as people want to make fun of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's rich, showy, December-May marriage, you can't deny that they treat each other with a lot of respect and love. Most of us plebeians could prolly take a page out of their gold-and-diamond-covered book.

When I read, "Some Kardashians took a swim," my first thought was that scientist who discovered that if you put frogs in cold water and slowly heat it, they'll boil to death. And then I forced myself to stop thinking any further.

I have a feeling that the people who deal to celebrities aren't as hard as the people with drug rings on the street.

Man-nugget #3 is the spitting image of Scott Baio.

I saw Bianca from Cycle 9 in a Macy's commercial. I also saw her at a restaurant here in Chicago and stared like a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeperrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Anything that can be described as a "critter" is not going anywhere near my...what'd Pharrell call it?...my conduit.

Really? Interesting. Every woman is probably different, though. My luck, I'd end up like an overstretched rubberband.

THIS. It might sound selfish to proponents of natural birth, but I would rather not have to deal with sex feeling completely different/never the same after having a kid cram its way through my vaginal canal. I'm a pretty big fan of things the way they are. And I will trade a scar on my abdomen for it.

Holy Sour Grapes, Batman! I'm no Oprah fan, but Rae Dawn Chong has seriously overlooked the fact that spewing vitriolic trash about others also conveys insecurity. Woman needs to get right with herself.

I just...I'm not even surprised. I can't even muster the emotion to feel disappointed in her.

I really couldn't stand Renee in that cycle of ANTM, and there was definitely a whole lot of sociopath about her. But that mugshot made me all:

All the discussion about Angelina's "post-surgery curves" makes me so angry. They're taking a woman's heroic act and (once again, unsurprisingly) reducing her to nothing but a pair of boobs. I would like these editors' mothers to see what they print.

When its little baby hippo ears start fluttering...squeeeee!

I was pretty happy to see how the outbursts of crying happened more and more rarely as time went on. Because all "baby" means to me at this point in life is "inescapable wailing."

For a Cracked article, Mara Wilson does a great job explaining the realities of child actors and the consequences such early stardom can cause. Thanks for linking to it.

Also, MATILDA FOREVER.

Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia paragraph = best thing I've read on the interwebs all week. Thank you.

Tom Cruise dating Cher isn't THAT big of a surprise. I mean, she always has seemed kind of man-ish.