Well, that seems kind of nice in a “damning with faint praise” kind of way...

It’s even weirder when they are sewing you back up. You don’t feel the pain, of course, but you are aware of the sensation of the doctor pulling and tugging down there. Ugh.

My niece had a C-section and her incision became infected. They had to open up her incision, clean it out and pack it with gauze. The incision is still open and it has to be cleaned and re-packed every day. When you pull the old gauze out, it’s like a magician pulling a scarf out of a top hat. It’s all very gross.

Not only does she feeling entitled but she thinks she’s doing the bones a fucking favor by using them in her “healing rituals”. Awful.

I would watch the shit out of that.

Yes, and he did it for such a great reason, too. He hates Andy Dick because he feels that Dick got Phil Hartman’s wife addicted to cocaine and that led to Phil’s death. I mean, he could have punched Andy Dick for no reason at all and it would have been awesome. But I love that he got some small measure of retribution…

I would never willingly seek out a Gallagher performance or appearance anywhere, not even on Maron’s terrific podcast. But I will actually listen to this episode.

Also, fuck April Fool’s Day. I appreciate a good prank and I may have even enjoyed an episode or two of “Punk’d” back in the day. But fuck April Fool’s Day because everybody thinks they’re a master-level prankster when, really, they’re just annoying assholes.

I yelled - literally, yelled! - “NOOOOOOO!” when I saw the reveal. I don’t even know who this Jessica person is but the idea of Jon Lovitz’s old, spotted hand on her thigh is just too much.

A writer on Jezebel has posted a couple of stories making fun of Hitler’s anatomy, specifically, his micro penis. Basically, the kind of story where the commenters shine and make hilarious jokes about an already funny topic. But there was that one asshole who had to scold everybody for body shaming a genocidal maniac.…

You know how Ellen does that thing on her show where she sends celebrities out into the world with an earpiece and she feeds them funny and outrageous things to say? Maybe Henry Cavill’s entire public persona is just one, big talk show joke? I hope not, because this Henry Cavill is funnier than any comedy writer’s…

I had the exact same thought. Surgery in Mexico? What?? And then I felt badly for thinking that way. Just a sad story, all the way around.

Yes, this surprised me, as well! I always thought people found her to be delightful. Or is that just the case in my fantasy world where she, Tina Fey and I are BFFs? Eh, it’s probably my fantasy world.

So does it make it any better that Katy Perry would treat someone from craft services so poorly? I don’t know Ryn Weaver but Katy Perry sure sounds like an asshole.

I do not agree that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are the happiest couple alive. I don’t even agree that they’re a couple. They’re a walking and talking publicity stunt.

I’m pretty certain I have commented on one of your posts before because I love your name and avatar so much! But it’s too bad we don’t work in the same office because I also hate FM morning radio shows and “The Bachelor” and I love spooky movies and comics. So we would be the two people in the office who got mocked by…

I have questions about what happens when he catches me. But if it’s nothing too sinister, I would actually do this.

OK, I get that the woman can’t walk because her husband’s dick is too big. But did his big dick render her speechless, too? Or is she just embarrassed to say what the problem is? Literally, everything is wrong with that commercial.

But what if her plan is to destroy Fox News from the inside? I like to think she’s playing the part of a good conservative but, really, she’s just starting shit within Fox. She has already damaged the channel’s relationship with Trump and now she had made it’s biggest star unhappy. I really want to believe she’s going…

“You know who you are!” That’s the one that did it for me. I could not stop laughing at that story.