No shit...I first saw this story on another news site and I thought it might have been one of those Onion-type fake news websites. But when I saw that it reported other, real news, I realized that this, too, had really happened.

I saw an article elsewhere on the Internet about this story and they were helpful enough to include that picture above of the reporter. You know, to save readers the trouble of searching for her to verify if she did, indeed, have “nice tits”.

Football is mas fun when the announcers speak Spanish!

You know what’s really disgusting?

Throughout the 90s, I had tickets to shows on three different Janet Jackson tours. I never saw a single show because she cancelled all three. I’ll never buy a ticket to a Janet Jackson show again...not that she does anything worth seeing anymore.

We are lucky enough to have one of these within a 5-minute drive of my house. Their prices are fair and the staff is terrific. They know their stuff and are nice enough to indulge my 12-year old geek son (OK, it’s actually me) in lengthy discussions of vintage gaming. I also have found a few good eBay stores for the…

Shit, I don’t remember Sarah Paulson in the movie. Now I need to go back and watch it again!

Yeah, I liked both of those. Then again, I can watch pretty much anything with Julianne Moore.

Honestly, the fact that he’s going to a Snoop Dogg show just confirms you’re making the right decision. The best sex in the world wouldn’t be enough to offset his Snoop Dogg fandom. Sorry, I just really hate Snoop Dogg.

And Martin Sheen has a brother (uncle to Charlie and Emilio) who is also an actor - Joe Estevez. His body of work has been featured in some episodes of “Mystery Science Theater 3,000” and is better than anything Charlie Sheen has ever done.

You know a creature is fucking scary when an Australian is afraid of it.

The silver lining is that you’re a Lions fan and not a Browns fan. You will always have that going for you.

“I’m sorry, a dingo just ate my baby!”

That’s the official synopsis? It reads like a word-for-word transcription of Mariah’s drunken ramblings about her movie. Having said that, of course I’ll watch it.

Eh...I would say that’s a happy ending. And your Dad sounds like a good dude :-)

“I’ve been trying to seduce Anna for years, and she resisted me valiantly.”

Is it common practice to let any random person help out in a coffee shop? I guess that was the first red flag for me, although I will readily admit that I don’t have a ton of restaurant experience.

I didn’t know if they were changing her diaper or what, but the three women were looking at her like they thought she was L. Ron Hubbard incarnate. Rather than talking to her in a soothing voice, they kept saying, “Suri! Suri!” in a tone that sounded like they were telling an adult to get her shit together.

That is the greatest goddamn correction I’ve ever read.

Reading this article, I kinda felt like Rebel Wilson here.