EVERYBODY YOU LIKE HAS DONE BAD THINGS.

Yeah, is it really “throwing shade” to keep somebody out of the basement?

I pretty much swore off seeing movies in the theaters a few years back. Too much money, rude theater-goers and everything was in goddamn 3D. But my friend dragged me to a bunch of movies this summer and I really enjoyed it! I was surprised at how much I enjoyed going to the movies. But when it’s so expensive to go to…

I love you so much for this post. I am absolutely giddy at the prospect of an L7 tour and documentary. Seems like we need them now more than ever.

That’s a cool dream!

I have a recurring nightmare that my teeth are gone. The dreams are always different and my teeth are gone in different ways...sometimes they’ve fallen out, sometimes they’re broken. But these dreams are particularly vivid and realistic. I always wake up in a panic, frantically feeling around in my mouth for my teeth.

That’s a crappy thing for a grown ass man to do to a kid! Mocking a child for reading titles geared toward children? What an asshole.

This woman is so sheltered and unworldly that, honestly, maybe she’s better staying with the Duggars. I know that sounds insane but, considering her upbringing, I doubt she would have any coping skills in a non-fundamentalist environment. Most of us can’t imagine spending a day with these creeps but it would take…

While the center’s goal is to strengthen the resolve of men like Duggar, an unintended consequence of the fact that their methods aren’t evidence-based is that Josh may leave hating himself more and not understanding why his actions were wrong, only worried about going to hell after he dies and not recognizing the…

Am I the only person that throws up a little in my mouth when people talk about drinking tears? I know what it means and it’s not literal but, still, it’s gross. Kind of like the saying “more than one way to skin a cat”.

Just the white ones, amirite??

I don’t have a ton of restaurant experience so maybe I’m out of line here. But I really hate reading about managers with no balls who bend over backwards to appease asshole guests. Have some guts and stand up for your employees who get abused by these creeps.

ID puts me to sleep like a goddamn lullaby.

My love for Investigation Discovery is fucking twisted. You know what’s really bad? I get all upset when they run those sad commercials for the ASPCA and I have to turn the channel. The time to turn the channel is when you’re watching the TV show about the mother of 4 who was murdered in front of her children, not…

Oh dear God, YES!! Thank you for this.

There are three stages of greatness in this article. First, Drew’s actual article. Genius. Then, the select comments. Brilliant. But the comments section? FUCKING GOLD. Well done, all of you.

You’re overstating the humiliation just a little. But, yeah, that’s got to be embarrassing.

Fuck Cassie! I don’t know you but I’ll bet you’re amazing and she’s just a cunt.

I know we live in a post-feminist world where traditional notions of beauty aren’t supposed to matter but, honestly, what the fuck is up with Lena Dunham? She looks like me in my second grade school photos and, trust me, that is NOT a good look. Get it together, Lena Dunham. You have the means to not look horrible.

Jesus. I took a look at that person’s history just out of curiosity and I really wish I hadn’t. What a complete asshole!