@crashedpc /sarcasm: Shotgun!

@Kessdawg: Naw, man; Dukes of Hazzard is OK.

@Steven Smith: I think the experiments original Walter did to her will cause the new memory wipe deal not to take.

@The5thElephant: The pic of her with the medal and giant gun was pure win, though.

@Kim Ackerman: "I got really drunk at the football game and then my roommate threw a cheese grater at me."

@SpammerOvTheGods: Somewhere in my collection is: California Superquake 1975! which predicts that event.

In the Reuters article they call the disc-shaped things "unidentified aerial objects" instead of regular old kooky UFOs. This is serious! They're not fucking around!

I think the dude in Cheyenne heard that Partridge Family song and just assumed the end of the world was in progress. Understandable, really.

They should make that cardigan sweater one of the exhibits. The tree covering Bigfoot's johnson could wear it.

Bill put on the rubber gloves to hold the silver he was going to use when he threw Northman in the cement.

I think the guy who came up with theory 3 watched too much Six Million Dollar Man on acid back in the 70s.

1981 was a good year for toad.

@RizzRustbolt: Space cabbage! Is it stinky? Just how you like it!

Why? Why? WHY?

Training people to be terrified of the giant shadows of little men is an apocalypse unto itself (although a gift from the sponsors would soften the blow).

That is the most fucking awesome thing I ever heard!

No seatbelts, pain, no windshield, people flying onto pavement, flattened genitals, no steering wheel, crashing into woods, no headlights, crushed by oncoming semi, fin.

Appalling greed. But chalk another one up to the prescience of William Gibson. Sometimes I wonder if that cat isn't a time traveler.

Right: Damnation! My genitals can't reach that far!

@Jesse Astle: I would have said I knew every Baker story but somehow I forgot that one.