@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Thank you for saying that!

@argentum_bay: I thought she was a dude, sent by Andy so he can have leverage over Jason's insane I-demand-to-be-a-cop-now scheme. But they already banged apparently so even Jason would have probably figured that out by now.

I think the grandfather paradox is useless, assigning too much emphasis to human activity. I mean, if you've gone into the past the past is already different, has already been changed, because you're there. Time doesn't give a shit about your family tree.

@Alex Ligon: Thanks to all for the elucidation. I'm going to go start building a protective case for my computer out of DVDs now!

Damn speed of light. Here's a question: what would an electromagnetic pulse actually erase? Hard drives? CDs and DVDs? Flash drives? What if your computer was unplugged when it happened? You see EMPs so much in fiction it's hard to know what's bullshit.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: That ugly-ass thing was probably just trying to fatten itself up on David Hewitt's (isn't that the dude from Stargate Atlantis?) cattle before making a well-advised escape attempt from Texas.

@Gilese: It's still November 2007 now, right?

Huh...ugh...I think I just spent the last 2 days hypnotized in front of that thing...

Interesting idea, but the resulting music is kind of crappy. Can't touch Matt Smith jumping onstage with Orbital to Play the Dr Who theme at Glastonbury the other day.

@gunstar_blue: Yeah, I had a bunny poop on me once.

@pfc.joker: My favorite moment too: I've had it with this horse-SHIT!

Fucking righteous! Man that made my day.

@sicboi: I don't think Botox had been invented yet.

@syafiqjabar of Mars: HAHAHAHA! Now that's comedy!

Meh. Needs some kicks to the crotch.