It was certainly detrimental to my first relationship. He'd watched a lot of porn and knew exactly what he wanted for him and just assumed I'd enjoy it because "they do in porn". He wouldn't take my word for it over that. It led to some horrible situations and quite painful sex with a lot of faking it because he…

That is scary...

They named their child JINGER?! Seriously?! I googled it and apparently it's Ginger, so why spell it so it looks like it rhymes with "minger"? Or "bringer".

I nearly spat water all over my laptop at the idea of someone called "Feels Like Salmon for Dinner" XD Makes me think of Terry Pratchett's Lancre where the first thing said is what the baby gets called. So they have James What the Hell's that Cow Doing in Here? Poorchick, King My God He's Heavy the First and Princess…

It's not like anyone is going to bite into the egg and die though! No toddler is gonna be able to swallow the case the toy comes in, it's huge! And they are hard to get open so parents would be needed to get the toy! According to Wikipedia (I know, I know!) five children have died WORLDWIDE EVER from choking on these…

Sandi Toksvig and Susan Calman on the News Quiz are the best comedy double act :P They're so funny! And I loved when Sandi worked Susan's wedding into the show and you could practically hear here blush when the penny dropped and she went "OH! I'm getting married!" and everyone cheered! Now every time she mentions her…

Certainly useful :P

Question: my boyfriend could wake the dead with his snoring (I am the only person he knows who can sleep through it!) but he also can't smell. He's anosmic. Are the two connected maybe?

Oh my god I love this Incredibles! Elastagirl kicks serious arse. I've not seen Brave (I really don't like Disney, especially the princesses, but I like Pixar) but the makeover thing looked awful! And as someone mentioned on the last one, there's also Nani from Lilo and Stitch which has to be one of the most…

I hear you! My ex did this on me, to try and get me to do something he knew full well I didn't want to do (as in he'd been asking for months and I'd been saying absolutely, definitely no for months). Ply with alcohol, "relax and you'll enjoy it" and then ignore the fact partner is clearly very uncomfortable until you…

Dreamworks also did this

I had to stop reading that halfway through and take a break before I could finish because it made me feel so sick. How can someone say that and not be investigated?! He basically admitted to rape there, if this was any other crime wouldn't people be looking for him?!

Those. Are. Crap. This is what my friend is doing this year:
http://hraddy.tumblr.com/
She deserves that kind of money. He doesn't. Jesus, stuff is unfair!

Yeah! I am sure he can find much to amuse himself there. Like that giant clock spider thing...

We spent years trying to get rid of him! Can you pass him on somewhere else? Maybe Australia fancies a turn?

But... we don't want him back either!

Most people I know think she linked them up cause then no one can write a sequel, even if she never does.

I live in Cardiff usually, and they've migrated inland from the bay. They are fucking brutal! I have a friend from Brighton, where my younger sister is now at uni, and both of them have horror stories! My friend had a teacher who came into school with literal holes in his head from the claws of one of those things! It…

Damn, that should be *wring* not *ring*

Yeah, you can't kill swans in the UK. I've never met one I'd want to though. They stick to rivers and canals and don't really bother me. Gulls now... I would happily ring the necks of those vicious bastards, if it wasn't for the fact they are brutal enough to scare me! Ripping up the binbags (no joke, I saw one eating…