I am a bad person. My first thought was 'how ironic, his surname is the German word for teacher (male).'

That second picture is genuinely the first time I have ever seen boobs like that on anyone but me! So much so that I worried for a second that someone had sneakily taken pictures of me and sent them to you! I'm kinda glad, I've felt like a freak since I got my first bra age 10! This is another thing which I can add to…

They forgot 'had your period for 6 weeks non-stop because of Nexplanon' -.- Anyone else think it's ironic that St John's Wort is a supplement they recommend for your period, but you can't take it if you're on any kind of hormonal BC cause it fucks with it?

I broke up with my first boyfriend right before Christmas (well, in university terms. Beginning of December.) two years ago this year. We'd been together 2 and a half years, which is a long time when you're 18. I didn't intend to. I'd been feeling off about the whole thing since I went to uni and realised how…

Somebody hug me! All these people just make want to curl up and hide and never leave my bed again!

I guess the relationships between different cultures are different in the UK to the USA. It's something that's been on my mind for a the last few weeks, reading things about racism in the USA. Is it different in the UK, how is it different, etc. Can I ask, if you don't mind, where you lived before and if you've…

NB (cause I can't figure out the editing thing on this system!) This is not me trying to in any way minimise the racism, institutionalised or otherwise, which affects people of colour, and make everything all about white people. And I know nothing about The Mindy Project! But you asked for examples, and I had examples…

Come to the UK, white people are racist to white people all the time here! Listen to the anti-immigration dickheads on Eastern Europe, cause that normally gets seriously nasty at the moment now that Romania and Bulgaria are joining the EU. Honestly, most racism you hear around from politicians, journalists, FB…

So wait, I'm confused... Does this mean that in America, you don't sing 'Deck the Halls'?!

Pretty sure you could get hold of it younger as well if you needed it. If you go to one of the anonymous clinics, they give out free condoms like it's going out of fashion, they won't put anything on your medical notes, but keep a separate file if you ask them to, it's all free and (in theory) easy to get to. There is…

I have it the other way around. My boyfriend dreams that he cheats on me and then apologizes over and over when he wakes up. I find it hilarious!

That just made me think of the Hiphoppopotamus vs. the Rhymnoceros by Flight of The Conchords:
'I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated,
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes.'

Except that they do not approve of sexism. And are therefore infinitely better: 'yes,…

Oh my god, Gingerbread Lattes. When I was 15, I once drank 4 in one day...

If I put my fingers in my ears and yell 'Nononononononono' as loud as possible will this go away?

Not wanting to sound horrifically cold and callous, but does anyone know anything about death rates linked to other vaccines/medical procedures in general? Cause people on the FB link for this are repeating this '32' number and, whilst that's sad that 32 women died who may otherwise not have done so, isn't that a…

Ah. I went to Grammar school and whilst most of my school was pretty average, there were some really posh ones at the boy's school, including my dick of an ex who lived in a huge house in Wokingham. So I am basing it mostly on him and a few others I knew who lived there, and the fact that it's a Tory constituency :P…

Also, I dunno about America, but in the UK you really get the chef/cook divide. Chefs: Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver, Heston Blumenthal, 5 star restaurants and save-the-world TV shows. Cooks: Nigella Lawson, Rose Elliot, Sophia Dahl, TV shows/books which are aimed at everyday cooking and dinner parties.
And don't even…

Yeah, I got excited at the thought of another person from the 'Ding on Jezebel! :P I am genuinely when I find British people here :P
Yeah, Wokingham is mostly full of posh people AFAIK :P

Oh I've seen them up there! My mum's from Oop North and I've seen them round my Grandad's and my Uncles houses. But I didn't know they had them so much down south :P But you get sheep rustling?! That I've never heard of :P Now I'm imagining a Yorkshire man in an Australian hat sneaking off with a sheep on his back…

Was gonna say, I'm from Reading and I've never really seen sheep in the countryside around there! Actually, my life has been a very sheep-free zone, even though I live in Wales now :P Clearly there is a problem here. Where are the sheep?! (feeling like Lorelei Gilmore :P