This article should be cited in the Wiki page for Poe’s Law.

No.

The best part of that was that Tony FUCKING Kornheisser was a guest announcer that game too, and when Barkley said he still thinks the Bears would win, Kornheisser tore into so bad I thought I was going to hear a murder on live TV. AMAZING.

Thank you. That game unwound and fell apart quickly but up until the Colts 1 st TD (which shouldn’t have happened, as the Bears dumber-than-dogshit safety Daniel Manning completely botched the coverage, leaving Reggie Wayne in the endzone by himself.)... but yeah, up until the game the Bears were THOROUGHLY dominating…

Alternatively: your entire life has known such privelige that you can't even imagine what it's like outside that bubble.

You struggle with reading comprehension.

Is Joe Organ really that weird?

It’s mostly electronical activity in the heart vs a pulse.

Just seconding here, but yeah, you recently learned wrong. AEDs correct irregular pulseless rhythms.

V-fib (and in some cases pulseless V-tach) are arrhythmias that can be corrected with shock.

Also, I hate stories like this where ACTUAL people are working to help someone but they were saved by “jesus.”

Looked like they were too busy laughing at him. Russell put his glove over his face even.

I’m not a huge boxing fan, so from a sport perspective this death hasn’t impacted me much.

However, to criticize his refusal to serve in the military is absurd. The man sacrificed several years of boxing in the absolute PRIME of his life, based on principal. He was stripped of his titles an all.
I mean, military service…

I am NOT the kind of person to say “oh, that game was fixed!”

But the one game I’ve ever said that about is the most blatantly fixed game in history.

The Steelers were CLEARLY handed Super Bowl 40 over the Seahawks. It was so obnoxiously obvious.

(I’m a Bears fan. I don’t have a dog in this fight. Just want to make clear…

Counterpoint: No.

OR the pitcher could accidently throw a ball that’s hittable...

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Figuring things out after three partial seasons? I declare Shenanigans!

You do not understand baseball. Or stats.

Dee Gordon showed very little power even in his best years. In 2014 he was 107th in the league in doubles. 105th in 2015. That is terrible and even in 15 was considered to have an “empty batting average.”

The baseline for having a respected .ISO is .100 and in his two best…

They fear financial repercussions of employee drug use because certain drugs would put an employee in a position to damage company property.

Companies want to know if you’re on Heroin or if you’re drunk when you’re driving a company vehicle or the like.

PEDs are not going to cause a player to knock down a section of the…

Thank you. I see so many people talk about these bizarre procedures they go through when stuffed up and am baffled that people really don’t just take hot, steamy showers.

If I’m extra stuffed up, i stand in there a solid 7-10 minutes before I even attempt the shot rocket, having incrementally bumped up the heat every…

Article is dead-on about The Brand.

I recently read an article about a few of the guys who jumped ship to Bellator. One guy (Bendo?) said that during negotiations with the UFC, he argued that he was a popular fighter that the fans came to see. And he was then told by the company that no one goes to see the fighters,…