Thank you.

I’ve tried telling several people now: The most exciting new(ish) fighter in the sport getting a clean KO on a guy that’s never even been KNOCKED down in a decade+ career is NOT a bad result.

That’s a jumping up-and-down, lose your mind exciting result.

But the writers that shit on the 76ers have SPECIFICALLY stated that it’s not so much tanking to rebuild that’s the problem, but how they’ve done it. The sixers are 4-5 years in an have made zero progress.

Well aside from the fact that eljte defense alone makes him much better than above average...

I’m glad to hear some Deadspin sentiment of “fuck soccer.”

Because FUCK SOCCER.

Look, I’m not about to suggest that Schwarber is good defensively, but he should be able to improve over the postseason nightmare.
He will still probably be below average but in his defense, he played in AA for the first half of the season exclusively at C and DH, then they called him up and told him to go play…

That’s the old system.

Usually you’d probably be right with “ODs happen more often than you’d think,” but I’m a paramedic, so I have a very strong understanding of how frequent they can be. I’ve seen plenty of dead ones, and kept several dozen other from death.

As for Reznor, I actually really like his sober work, but will admit he’s a rare…

The look in his eyes (or lack thereof) was much worse to me than his voice. And the half-hearted attempt at enthusiasm.

sensitive much?

Dude’s probably been doing heroin for 30 years, and probably has a couple dozen stints in rehab under his belt. What are you expecting? Honestly, it’s amazing he’s been a junkie this long without an OD. This was likely suicide. Fairly recently, Chester Bennington *shudder* left STP and Wieland expressed a desire to…

I couldn’t watch that whole video. Honestly, I’m usually not the “can’t take anymore” type, but Christ.

I’m glad he’s gone. I’m a strong proponent that there’s worse things than death, and ANY more performances like that is a fate too cruel.

No. It’s not. And people that arbitrarily add “ist” to everything in the interest of manufactured outraged are assholes.

That’s completely different. A photograph is capturing a real object that exists in actual space. The subject IS a 3D object.

seems well intentioned but deeply flawed?

How does this capture surrealism?
How do you 3d print brush strokes? From Leonardo to Van Gogh, that aspect is surely lost.

Color is obviously out the window.

Nice idea, but sorry blind people, painting is just something your roll of the dice precludes you from.

Please don’t help.

I’m a paramedic. I can safely say that in 99% of emergencies, if you don’t have emergency training, you’re not helping. In fact, there’s a good chance you’re making things worse.

You think you’re helping. You’re not.
You’re fucking up my scene. Please, quit fucking up my scene.

***addendum- I’ll admit…

So glad to see this article because I hate this asshole.

His statements are generally as thought productive as “i live my life a quarter-mile at a time.”

The Most Dangerous Game... of Jenga

I can laugh at adults gettings scared all day long, but then I run into scare compilations which invariably have a number of children in them, and it’s not funny at all. Really, I don’t get how anyone does it. Adults get scared and fall down and scream or run, but invariably understand that they’d been had and it was…

You won the page.

Magnificent.