I couldn’t watch that whole video. Honestly, I’m usually not the “can’t take anymore” type, but Christ.

I’m glad he’s gone. I’m a strong proponent that there’s worse things than death, and ANY more performances like that is a fate too cruel.

Please don’t help.

I’m a paramedic. I can safely say that in 99% of emergencies, if you don’t have emergency training, you’re not helping. In fact, there’s a good chance you’re making things worse.

You think you’re helping. You’re not.
You’re fucking up my scene. Please, quit fucking up my scene.

***addendum- I’ll admit…

You won the page.

Magnificent.

It would also be nice if more GMs would focus on making a real TEAM. Like, maybe have more good players than a QB.

I strongly disagree with your assertion that most vegans are “ the majority of its adherents are as relatively normal as anyone else.”

Of all the vegans I’ve met ( or even heard of, for that matter ), I’ve only known ONE that wasn’t a psychopath. And even he doesn’t like to talk about veganism or TO other vegans…

You’re probably joking but dude’s drawn a lot of Blake comps through college.

Anyone who watched the 2014 Bears knows that Trestman lost the team way WAY before the final game.

Honestly, that team played without effort or interest from Game 1.

Bryant, Soler, and Russell all played their first season this year. Schwarber played a partial season. Baez only played a month, really. So citing these guys as immense talents is probably intellectually dishonest on sample size alone.

A LOT of players on the Rays and also the players on the Cubs I just mentioned came…

This is 100% truth.
And I hadn’t really thought of it before either, but really there are a lot of examples of good but not good ENOUGH GQs, and they are just reviled.

Corcoran boots.

glaring omission.

No one gives a shit about the White Sox drought because it began with the Black Sox scandal. They cheated, and they cheated to lose. No one feels sorry for a losing team when they started losing on purpose.

Also, Jerry Reinsdorf is a huge piece of shit.

I believe replies count as well.

With the defending MVP up to bat after the second HBP, no less.

My understanding is that, on top of his $7 million signing bonus from the draft, he comes from a wealthy background and has no interest in risking losing some money on “security.”

The Cubs signed Castro and Rizzo to long term deals. They offered Shark 85-90 million, which he turned down. They gave Soler $30 million as…

ALL good points.

My question is - the Cubs lost 65 games. Why are the 3 they lost on the first 8 games of the season the only ones that cost them?

It’s embarrassing for Deadspin that this was published.

Bryant’s agent is Boras.
Boras is notorious for discouraging his clients from signing long term deals.

The universe DID owe you, but that debt has been paid.

“It screams for itself.”